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Do the math. It is almost impossible for an American to die of COVID-19.

Posted on 4/17/20 at 2:06 am
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 2:06 am
86 of every 1,000,000 Americans have died. Of those 86 who died while being infected with the virus over 90% were either elderly, obese and or had a serious underlying condition that could be the real causation of death. Many all three.

I suppose it could happen to a golfing, football watching, other wise sane and in decent health 45 year old working guy. But I'd check the wife's whereabouts and if he had an active insurance policy first. But hey, a lady in Alabama was hit in the head by a meteor and died several years ago while watching T.V @ home.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71621 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 2:22 am to
Goddamn some of you need to go outside from time to time.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29044 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 2:32 am to
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Do the math. It is almost impossible for an American to die of COVID-19.
We are doing the math, and the math says that the "almost impossible" happens over 2000 times per day. This "almost impossible" cause of death has been the #1 cause of death in the US for a few weeks now.

Are fatal car wrecks "almost impossible"? Because tomorrow 20 times more people will die of covid-19 than will die in car accidents.


You can argue that it's not worth the shutdown, and I would probably agree with you. But all of these simpleton stats don't help.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:04 am to
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Goddamn some of you need to go outside from time to time.


Not allowed, sort of the point of this thread. Woosh!
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:06 am to
Where are you not allowed to go outside?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29044 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:06 am to
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Not allowed, sort of the point of this thread. Woosh!
You are allowed outside, and outside is really, really big.
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
71621 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:07 am to
It has fresh air and sunlight. Highly recommend trying it from time to time.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8173 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:11 am to
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Where are you not allowed to go outside?


I realize this, it was an exaggeration of our current situation. Woosh again!
Posted by pankReb
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:14 am to
And this further proves my point about some of you needing to go outside from time to time.

WOOSH BACK AT YA LOLLERSKATESBBQ!!!!
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:22 am to
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WOOSH BACK AT YA LOLLERSKATESBBQ!!!!


Infinity plus one no take backs, I know you are but what am I?

Posted by UncleD7734
Member since Apr 2019
1411 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:23 am to
You dont believe the numbers the gubment put out daily do you? The rate is higher.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8173 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 3:28 am to
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You dont believe the numbers the gubment put out daily do you? The rate is higher.


If I were to go down the conspiratorial rabbit hole about the government making up numbers, I would be on the side that the death number is much lower than reported.

I can't play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon to find anyone that's even caught a mild version of it.
This post was edited on 4/17/20 at 3:32 am
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3396 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:38 am to
2000 times a day because they are using Common Core math and new science. It looks like they died of the virus. If you are diagnosed with terminal cancer (6 mo or less) and die the virus sped it up but was not the cause of death.
Posted by TiketheMiger
Member since Oct 2011
1516 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:42 am to
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Of those 86 who died while being infected with the virus over 90% were either elderly, obese and or had a serious underlying condition that could be the real causation of death. Many all three.


By this logic if I kill someone that has an underlying condition then I didn’t really kill them right?

If someone has the virus and they run into issues because they are elderly, obese, or have some underlying condition then the virus is the cause of them dying.

The seasonal flu numbers are measured the exact same way. A large percent of people die due to their bodies immune response to the flu. Often times ‘this causes organ failure. Should these flu deaths not be counted as a flu death but counted as a suicide?
This post was edited on 4/17/20 at 5:43 am
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154433 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:49 am to
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The seasonal flu numbers are measured the exact same way. A large percent of people die due to their bodies immune response to the flu. Often times ‘this causes organ failure. Should these flu deaths not be counted as a flu death but counted as a suicide?


Link?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12545 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:53 am to
Might be more possible than we know.

Heard about a guy who jumped off a NYC skyscraper the other day. When he reached the bottom, died of COVID-19...
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25873 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:54 am to
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Korkstand


Okay, now do the same with the flu.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68464 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:55 am to
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Do the math

OK....1 + a death = virus death...well shite....1 + a suicide = virus death....well hell.....one more time......1 + a car accident death = virus death.....it's not impossible bc of math
This post was edited on 4/17/20 at 6:52 am
Posted by GeauxFightingTigers1
Member since Oct 2016
12574 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 6:32 am to
Most of the data I have seen is that 99%+ have at least one pre-existing condition, and that doesn't even seem to include obesity, although things that are likely to be associated with being obese were recorded like diabetes, cardiovascular disease, etc.

We've know since February this basically impacts the people in roughly their last 1% or less.

quote:

Are fatal car wrecks "almost impossible"? Because tomorrow 20 times more people will die of covid-19 than will die in car accidents.


Imo, they are actually dying of other things, the disease really is only pushing their last toe in the grave (one foot in the grave) more or less. These people are more or less dead, which is why it would have been prudent to protect the elderly sick, instead of focusing on shutting everyone in.

We've known this since February.
This post was edited on 4/17/20 at 6:36 am
Posted by jimdog
columbus, ga
Member since Dec 2012
6636 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 7:06 am to
Wrong. If you sucked a drunk man's dick you are still a corksucker.
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