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how to fake a thermometer to get out of work?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:23 pm
They are taking people's temperature at my job before they come in and letting them have a week off no points if it is above 100.4, is there any way to fake a temperature so I can get a week off, no consequences?
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Stick it all the way up your arse, then wipe it off with a hot towel
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
how to be a grown man and go to work.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Stick your head in the oven for 20 minutes at 350
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Show them your “babe thread” posts and you’ll be fired for bad judgment
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
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no points
Is this the Burger King ranking system?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Turn your vehicle heat all the way up and wear thick layer of clothes.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Splash some hot water on your face
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:24 pm to rallyTiger
Trashy
[swish hot water in your mouth, duh]
[swish hot water in your mouth, duh]
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:25 pm to rallyTiger
For best accuracy they should be testing your rectal temperature. In that case, put a few drops of Tobasco on your b-hole
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:25 pm to rallyTiger
So 100.3 is fine? Seems Legit.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:26 pm to rallyTiger
Heat up your forehead with a hairdryer in the parking lot. Make sure the line is clear because it won't stay hot too long.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:26 pm to rallyTiger
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:26 pm to rallyTiger
Bro, do you even Ferris Beuller?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:26 pm to rallyTiger
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The key to faking out the boss is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous boss, you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than work. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is work.
This post was edited on 4/6/20 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:27 pm to GeauxGutsy
100.4 F = 38.0 C
That’s the point at which it’s considered a fever
That’s the point at which it’s considered a fever
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:29 pm to rallyTiger
Typical boomer trying to scam the system.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:30 pm to rallyTiger
When I was a kid I tried to do so with a match and the thermometer cracked open. That didn't work out well for me at all
Posted on 4/6/20 at 3:32 pm to rallyTiger
You should be thankful your job is essential, quit being a bitch, and go to work. 
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