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Non-COVID-19 topic: I think my golden retriever is broken.

Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:29 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:29 pm
For some reason I cannot get my 4 month old golden retriever to ya know...retrieve. I’ve trained her to sit, stay, still working on down and heel but they’re coming along. However, she does not seem to be hardwired to go retrieve something.

I’m not using her as a duck dog or anything like that, but I still would like for her to go retrieve things when I throw em.

I’ve tried the thing where you throw the ball down a hallway so she doesn’t get distracted, I’ve tried bouncing the ball around her to get her interested in it, I’ve tried shaking the ball/toys in her face to get her wanting to grab at it, all to no avail.

Anybody on the OT got a tip to get my dog to want to play fetch?

For your troubles:



Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4015 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:30 pm to
That bitch looks dumb
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14159 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:30 pm to
Maybe she’s a lesbian
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35337 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:31 pm to
The only time my lab will play fetch is if water is involved. Throw a ball in the back yard? He doesn’t give a flying frick. Throw a ball in a lake/river? Game fricking on
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:33 pm to
Throw a piece of beef jerky down the hall. If she’s not interested...
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64702 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:34 pm to
First you make a roux then give her one last good snuggle.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
46992 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:36 pm to
Does she play with any other toys?

ETA
She is adorable
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Mr Breeze
The Lunatic Fringe
Member since Dec 2010
6042 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:38 pm to
Good looking pup have had 2 goldens have never heard of this issue. It’s so instinctive with that breed I bet she’ll eventually get the hang of it.
Posted by jgoodw318
Bossier City
Member since Sep 2013
1105 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:39 pm to
She is broken and can’t be fixed. You’re the one that broke her.
Posted by tkeefer
TX
Member since Apr 2004
1121 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:41 pm to
Do you happen to have an electric reclining couch?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:15 pm to
I’d get her checked out. One of my dogs had front leg problems as a pup. I don’t recall the term but her knees looked like they were buckling. We got it checked out and were advised to just give her an adult formula and reduce her activity. It really helped.

She’s a little clumsy but she runs and plays and has a great life. Take her to the doc, the vet can figure it out.

ETA. My dog was about the same age as yours when this happened. They grow so fast. Dogs get aches and sprains too. She’s really cute
This post was edited on 3/12/20 at 6:20 pm
Posted by ForeverEllisHugh
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
14923 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:17 pm to
They just differ as individuals.

Mine would only retrieve indoors and refused to get in the water.

Didn’t matter, great buddy.
Posted by CookieTiger
Member since Sep 2008
245 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:34 pm to
Does she socialize? If she has another dog to "compete with", she might get to like it. Good Luck!
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:39 pm to
You have a smart dog.

A stupid dog will fetch a stick when you tell it to fetch.

A smart dog will look at you as if it's saying, "fetch it yourself, you lazy bastard."
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:39 pm to
Your dog is retarded
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5669 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 6:40 pm to
I have 2 golden doodles. One will fetch until you're tired of throwing. Smart as a whip.

The other one is a window licking tard but sweet as can be. He wouldn't fetch a steak if I threw it.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:11 pm to
Don’t think she’s interested. Cute though
Posted by OldManRiver
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2005
6925 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:15 pm to
I'll trade you my lab-beagle mix who is so ball-retrieval crazy she's been known to bark to wake me up at 2:30 in the morning with a tennis ball in her mouth at the back door.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3894 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:20 pm to
Know anybody that has one that retrieves? then get your dog around that dog. Let your dog see you throw something and have the other dog retrieve it. Sometimes they need to see it happen, help them remember their instincts
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17918 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:35 pm to
Hall way tennis ball treats easy
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