re: Songwriting thread? Is there a way it could work on here?

Just a good ole, corndog eat'n baw,
who's wife's scream'n the toilet's clogged
She'll always kill his buzz,
when he defaults on flushing the remains

Remains, remain, he wonders why he's here.
Remains, remain, till he looks at what remains (noodles 2bar solo)

Turn'in out to be like her Mamma,
Crochet doylies from thin air
Ceramic chickens are peckin everywhere
Who'd a thought life would end up this way

Worst days he's thinking witch doctor,
When she's voodoo queen and he's need'n some too?
She once cast a magical spell,
now it's a nightmare on the bayou.

Remains, remain, he wonders why he's here.
Remains, remain, till he looks at what remains (noodles 4bar solo)

She's sitting at the table,
book of faces, it's near like religion
We use to go kayakin or fishin
now she ain't that fun gal no more

Remains, remain, he wonders why he's here.
Remains, remain, till he looks at what remains
(noodles 4bar solo)

Remains. . .

He's think'n remains are better than good.