re: Have you ever used a fake id

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d, but irl I don't know any one that ever used one.

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lol wut

Mine wasn't actually fake, but it was the non-driver's ID (thanks, DUIs) of an older friend who looked similar to me and had a comparable height and weight.

I made all kinds of money in HS buying liquor and beer for other students, until one fateful day.

I strutted in to the ABC store, confident in my purchase like any other day. I grab the order list and head to the counter. The cashier asks for my ID, and of course, I presented it with no hesitation.

She looked at it.
She looked at me.
She looked at it.
She looked at me.

"What's your brother's name?"
"Oh, it's Andy."
"Does Andy have any other brothers?"
"No ma'am, it's just the two of us."
"Well, see, that's kind of funny. Andy is married to my daughter, and his brother was over at our place last night for dinner. That wasn't you."

I turned ghost white and began to stutter. She laughed her arse off, made me put the liquor back, and let me keep the ID.

Small towns, man.