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Alaska airman receives discipline for urinating in coffee maker

Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:06 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:06 am
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An Alaska-based airman was punished last week for reportedly peeing in an office coffee maker, according to a report.

The incident was reported in a newsletter written by the legal office of the Anchorage Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson on Feb. 13, although many of the details remained a mystery.

According to the newsletter, the Airman First Class violated two articles -- one being Article 92, dereliction of duty, "for failure to refrain from urinating in the office coffee maker."


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The airman also allegedly violated Article 86, absence without leave, for five days away from duty.

Due to his actions, the airman received a reduction to Airman Basic -- the lowest enlisted rank in the United States Air Force (USAF). The airman also received a reprimand, although it was not clear what that entailed, according to Task & Purpose, a military-focused website.


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Five letters of reprimand were previously given to the airman, according to part of the newsletter, which was posted to the Air Force amn/nco/snco Facebook page.

The newsletter didn't say if the previous reprimands were due to a lack of bladder control or poor judgment, although users replying to the post still had some fun making light of the alleged act.
Posted by Wtodd
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:07 am to
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Five letters of reprimand were previously given to the airman

Why hasn't this moron been kicked out?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:17 am to
That dude need to be flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shite out of Hong Kong.
Posted by Uhtred
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:18 am to
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According to the newsletter, the Airman First Class violated two articles -- one being Article 92, dereliction of duty, "for failure to refrain from urinating in the office coffee maker."


Is that wrong?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:19 am to
In essence the USAF is saying that urination into a Coffee Pot is acceptable behavior for Airmen.

Posted by NATidefan
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 7:22 am to
y
Posted by YouAre8Up
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Posted by NYNolaguy1
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 8:23 am to
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The airman also allegedly violated Article 86, absence without leave, for five days away from duty.



Umm wat. Wtf. The dude goes AWOL for 5 days and they give him a reprimand?

Where is the court martial and discharge?
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 2/20/20 at 10:43 am to
I was just trying to clean it out... Closest thing to vinegar...
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