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Are there really no marriageable men in New Orleans?

Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:43 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7431 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:43 pm
Two young single white females I know (no pics) complain all the time. They say guys in New Orleans are

1. Unemployed or underemployed (i.e., poor).

2. Peter Pan (don’t want to grow up, don’t want to commit, just want to party and get laid).

3. Gay or weirdly non-binary.

One of them went to Dallas on a girls trip and came back overwhelmed with the number of single men she encountered. She is actually considering relocating to find love. (I have no idea whether these guys were posers or douchebags. Just going on what she said.)

So what’s going on here? Is this real?

This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 12:49 pm
Posted by NolaTiger52
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2018
2113 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:44 pm to
I can’t believe this post is real
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49048 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:44 pm to
Are these women fat?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104257 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:44 pm to
Yankees and hipsters. All the baws moved to the Northshore.
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:44 pm to
Is marriageable a word?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194404 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

2. Peter Pan (don’t want to grow up, don’t want to commit, just want to party and get laid).
wait?

is this wrong?
Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
9407 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:46 pm to
are they ugly? must be
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
13407 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

One of them went to Dallas on a girls trip and came back overwhelmed with the number of single men she encountered


DFW is what... 10X the size of NOLA? Sounds like she might be shocked that NOLA would have more eligible bachelors than DeQuincy.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8785 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:47 pm to
Sloppy I hope you’re a chick. If not, get your T checked.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7431 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:47 pm to
Actually they are not at all ugly. They make good money. Not OT 10’s, but neither are any of you.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
15139 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:47 pm to
Women are super fricking picky - i say this as a mid30's single guy - then they turn around and say WhY aRe ThErE nO gOoD mEn? Maybe it's because your bitch arse won't settle for anything less than a soap opera actor that makes $1m/year.

Cunts.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49048 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:48 pm to
In my experience, women who complain about not being able to find love are significantly obese and significantly terrible.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118229 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:48 pm to
How the frick are we supposed to know?


Maybe if she didn’t sound like Joe Pesci when she opens her mouth and exercised more than once a month, more guys would hit on her.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

don’t want to grow up, don’t want to commit,
Are these two one in the same though?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8785 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:49 pm to
But real talk, when I’m Dallas they went outside their element. In New Orleans they likely stayed in their same circles. Same circles = same people = typically what people associate with all people in a city.


And for the record, I hate New Orleans
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6361 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:50 pm to
I am a:
Straight [x]
Gay [ ]
Bisexual [ ]

Man [x]
Woman [ ]
Trans Male [ ]
Trans Female [ ]
Other [ ] (Please specify):__________

Who is:
Rich [ ]
Poor [x] (Employed, but in college)

This situation is:
Real [ ]
Not Real [x] (Bitches just ain’t shite)





This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 6:57 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82693 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:50 pm to
People who are good catches, especially women, get snatched up pretty early in life. If these women haven’t been snatched up, they probably aren’t good catches.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36303 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Two young single white females I work with (no pics) complain all the time.

Maybe these two women aren’t dateable? Are they attractive? Are they successful?
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