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Warren Rejects Peace Pipe Offered By Sanders
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:35 pm
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DES MOINES, IA—There's drama afoot in the Democratic primary. Wanting to bury the tomahawk, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders walked over to Elizabeth Warren after this week's debate to have a pow-wow. Having researched Warren's culture extensively, Sanders produced an authentic Cherokee peace pipe he'd purchased on eBay for $14.99 after his grandkids showed him how to use eBay.
"How!" Sanders said, reading off some notes he'd scribbled on his hand. "I offer you peace pipe as token of friendship. Big anger go away into sky." Sanders then made the shape of a bird with his hands and pantomimed it flying away, symbolizing their feud disappearing like the spirit of a buffalo moving on to join its ancestors.
But Warren slapped the peace pipe out of his hands and crossed her arms, a sign of rejection in her culture. "No peace pipe. You have angered the Great Spirit. Leave at once, paleface." A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.
The Babylon Bee strikes again
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Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:37 pm to L.A.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:37 pm to L.A.
if that fricker was full of Colorado's finest diesel she'd smoke it
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:40 pm to L.A.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:42 pm to L.A.
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A crestfallen Sanders backed away slowly to go ask his grandkids about eBay's return policy.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:43 pm to L.A.
What about sharing some fire water and an offer of some free blankets?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 3:47 pm to L.A.
Time to bury the hatchet ... err tomahawk?
Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:21 pm to L.A.
Solid work BB 
Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:27 pm to L.A.
zOMG fantasy political fiction. This shite is so funny.
This shite is so funny. 
Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:35 pm to L.A.
In essence, Sanders called Warren a liar.
In essence, Warren is a liar.
In essence, Warren is a liar.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 6:15 pm to L.A.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 6:28 pm to L.A.
What is Warren's spirit animal, anyone know? I'm guessing unicorn.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 8:10 am to L.A.
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Warren Rejects Peace Pipe Offered By Sanders
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