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Why do some people take 40 minutes on the toilet?

Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64034 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am
If you have to do this everytime there's something wrong with your arse. Who could possibly need that much time to evacuate your bowels?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119777 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:00 am to
*typing this from the shitter
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
93255 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
Your employees are just trying to get out of working for an hour
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56524 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i shite
on company time
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
I need that time to look at porn and jack off
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14344 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
Not to mention it makes hemorrhoids
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68467 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
Ever take a nap on the shitter? Multi-tasking is legit
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49117 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
Install motion sensor light switches.

Problem solved.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:01 am to
Gonna get raging hemorrhoids sitting on a toilet that long.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11935 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:02 am to
Stop worrying about other peoples shite...
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154079 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:02 am to
Because there are few pleasures in life to equal getting by yourself and taking a nice long satisfying shite
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:03 am to
Gotta get that evil out.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37914 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:03 am to
1. Cell phones and spicy memes have increased the average time
2. For some it is the only spot they can get any peace
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:04 am to
Baw, if you're spending 40 minutes on the toilet, you got issues. And seriously, you're gonna get a bad case of the roids.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:04 am to
extra work break, baw.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104297 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:05 am to
Cuz I keep hitting refresh on the OT.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23081 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:05 am to
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This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59063 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:05 am to
Why do you care
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9562 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am to
I take multiple 40 minute craps per day.

Those are precious moments that I'm not bothered.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154079 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:06 am to
20 seconds to shite

the rest is peaceful contemplation
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