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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:30 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:30 am to SlowFlowPro
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with the blind bezerker rage and biting ability of the chimps, i think they could disable humans more often than not.
I'm not sure how humans end the fight. Chimps are pretty built to take blows, so punching it out is hard. To grab it, you're probably getting bitten with sharp teeth.
The people talking pure strength, ok, but it's not a lifting contest. The chimps can bite and tear. The humans have to try to beat the chimps with bare hands and feet.
The humans are probably getting major injuries before the chimps are.
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Posted on 12/27/19 at 9:46 am to Rep520
quote:Same way people have killed dogs and wolves in hand to hand combat
I'm not sure how humans end the figh
And the same way that guy killed the 100lb mountain lion
You crush it’s wind pipe
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:01 am to Rep520
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The people talking pure strength, ok, but it's not a lifting contest. The chimps can bite and tear. The humans have to try to beat the chimps with bare hands and feet.
The humans are probably getting major injuries before the chimps are.
yeah exactly. like i said, if a human loses full functionality of his hand, then what the frick is he worth in this fight? he can't grab the chimp (and use his strength), can't likely use the hand in a strike (not that it would do much), and is likely in severe pain
let's just say they're even in strength. with 1 hand, a human can't do anything
i've been on the wrong side of these arguments in the past, arguing humans over animals, so i've learned the lesson
in terms of animal traits, humans dominated with our stamina. that does dick all in one of these fights
Posted on 12/27/19 at 1:37 pm to Rep520
quote:Yep, I originally picked the humans, but I'm leaning towards Team Chimp at the moment for that very reason.
I'm not sure how humans end the fight. Chimps are pretty built to take blows, so punching it out is hard. To grab it, you're probably getting bitten with sharp teeth.
The human would need to keep the chimp at a distance with punches/kicks to subdue it for its best chance, which doesn't seem likely.
They'd need to be closer, which plays into the advantage of Team Chimp.
Posted on 12/27/19 at 10:13 pm to Rep520
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The people talking pure strength, ok, but it's not a lifting contest. The chimps can bite and tear
And THIS is why you bet on the chimps.
IDGAF about supposed relatively strength. What I do know is that they'll be ridiculously more agile. They can inflict horrible bite wounds. Would be nearly impossible to just manhandle without getting the frick bit out of you.
Average weight comfortably over 100lbs. Wolves weigh sub 100 and I kinda like the chances of 3 wolves against these dudes. And wolves don't have 4 hands to go with those teeth.
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