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What is petroleum jelly used for?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:02 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:02 am

Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:03 am to Jimmy2shoes
to make petroleum peanut butter and jelly sammiches wit, baw
ETA: napalm
ETA: napalm
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am to Jimmy2shoes
Mom used it to lube up the rectal thermometer when I was a kid. That's what I'll always associate with it, so it grosses me out when I see women putting it on their lips.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:04 am to BobLeeDagger
"He ordered the nurse to cover him with the product from head to toe."
Pictures of nurse?
Pictures of nurse?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:05 am to 777Tiger
They actually have Vaseline gauze... It prevents the dressing from sticking to the wound...
When I was a kid, a friends little brother wouldn’t wipe his arse. His mother had to put Vaseline on his raw butt for a barrier...
And you can use it on a prop shaft to keep the hub from locking to the shaft...
When I was a kid, a friends little brother wouldn’t wipe his arse. His mother had to put Vaseline on his raw butt for a barrier...
And you can use it on a prop shaft to keep the hub from locking to the shaft...
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:06 am to Jimmy2shoes
I cover my nipples with it pretty thick before going on a long run to prevent chaffing and bleeding.
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Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:07 am to Jimmy2shoes
Its got a bunch of uses, you should ask your mom.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:07 am to BabyTac
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I cover my nipples with it pretty thick before going on a long run to prevent chaffing and bleeding.
Did you use it to crank it when you posted that pic of Brett Favre’s dick on the golf board?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:08 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.
And how bad does your life suck to not only remember that, but remember the poster???? That was like 2-3 years ago, bro.
And how bad does your life suck to not only remember that, but remember the poster???? That was like 2-3 years ago, bro.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to Jimmy2shoes
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This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to Jimmy2shoes
Low friction masturbation. Don't confuse it with Vick's though, big mistake.
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to Jimmy2shoes
It is in the Preparation H that has been on my arse all week. I am thankful for it
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:09 am to BabyTac
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That was a copy/paste error. Get over it. I’ve served my time.
Just letting everyone know. It was hilarious
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to Hangover Haven
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They actually have Vaseline gauze...
I had to use some of that when I was a kid, got cut up pretty bad
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to 777Tiger
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I had to use some of that when I was a kid, got cut up pretty bad
Dad had a few too many?
Posted on 8/16/19 at 9:10 am to Jimmy2shoes
It's pretty commonly used to stop bleeding in sporting events. We use it to stop bleeding in rugby matches frequently. If you have to go out for blood, usually a busted forehead, wipe it off, slap some vaseline on it and get back in there.
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