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re: Worst whore story you’ve ever witnessed or knew

Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:56 am to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:56 am to
I just need the shower thread.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:56 am to
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I'm sure her son just loved walking in on that.


They had a strained relationship for a few years because of her behavior. But she went to AA, got clean, got married again, and all is good with them.

When she was going through AA, I guess one step is making amends or something and she called me one day to apologize for trying to bang me. It was an awkward conversation to say the least.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:59 am to
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They had a strained relationship for a few years because of her behavior. But she went to AA, got clean, got married again, and all is good with them. When she was going through AA, I guess one step is making amends or something and she called me one day to apologize for trying to bang me. It was an awkward conversation to say the least.


That's good. I bet it was
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10516 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:00 am to
A girl in college used to keep a journal of blowjobs. She recorded size and duration until ejaculation. Her dad died and she had issues. At age 19 she had blown over 250 guys.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:03 am to
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At age 19 she had blown over 250 guys.



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:04 am to
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She recorded size and duration until ejaculation

sounds very organized
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16676 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:06 am to
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At age 19 she had blown over 250 guys.


In other words, she had around 125 ft of different dick run through her mouth before the age of 20.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4713 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:07 am to
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In his 1934 book Sex and Culture, anthropologist J.D. Unwin argued that there is a corollary between a country's cultural achievement and its sexual restraint.

In other words, the ability to restrain ourselves sexually leads to an outburst of expansive energy dedicated to other areas of life, such as infrastructure, empire expansion, arts, science, etc. Without that sexual restraint, we would just be a bunch of bonobos fricking in the jungle with no progress to look back on or forward to.


I think you also have to look at the time period this was written. This guy grew up at the tail end of the Victorian era which was a very prudish time that also had a lot of growth in cultural areas. In 1934 The Roaring 20's had just ended which was one of the more hedonistic periods and they ended with the depression. I think this idea is largely bullshite though.
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He purported that through stricter sex conventions and abstinence, nations could channel their sexual energy into aggressive expansion, conquering "less energetic" countries, as well as art, science, and reform.


Abstinence has never worked. No one's thinking "Since I can't frick and I'm really horny, I'm going to design a bridge". Also, the ancient Greeks and Romans were known for a fair bit of hedonism while also contributing an insane amount to the arts, infrastructure, science, politics, etc.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11185 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:10 am to
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I feel like I’ve heard this exact story before.



That's because its in the movie Role Models
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:12 am to
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Maybe... Year older than you. I think she left Soph. or Jr. year. Initials are KD.

Who are you talking about?


Yes


ETA:

Do we know each other? How'd you know my age?
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 11:16 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:14 am to
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That's because its in the movie Role Models



Are we thinking of the same movie?

Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11185 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:16 am to
Brother went to high school with a dude that got his 13 yr old girl friend pregnant (he was also 13)... so then, couple months into the pregnancy, he gets the chicks mom pregnant... THEN, both the mom and the daughter have the babies and the husband and kid then help raise them as a "unit". The mom, the daughter, the kid and the dad all living happily under one roof with the baby (siblings?)....

It was fricked
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:18 am to
Yeah I don’t remember that plotline
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11185 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:20 am to
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Are we thinking of the same movie?



Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16670 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:20 am to
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Do we know each other? How'd you know my age?


I've told you this. Yes. We know each other pretty well.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:20 am to
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Brother went to high school with a dude that got his 13 yr old girl friend pregnant (he was also 13)... so then, couple months into the pregnancy, he gets the chicks mom pregnant... THEN, both the mom and the daughter have the babies and the husband and kid then help raise them as a "unit". The mom, the daughter, the kid and the dad all living happily under one roof with the baby (siblings?)....

It was fricked


a 13 year old got an adult pregnant?

The mom would go to jail.

Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7607 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:20 am to
Whore gets pregnant. BF marries her.
Has child. New husband loves child. Good dad.
Over the next five years whore financially wrecks him.
She finds better deal and sues for divorce and full custody.
He counter sues for full custody, since she is bat-shite crazy. Loses. Why?
It wasn't his. He had no idea.
He doesn't care, he's raised child as his own. Presses issue.
Whore files restraining order in child's behalf.
It's granted. He can never see the child again.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:21 am to
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I've told you this. Yes. We know each other pretty well.



Shiiiiiiit

I don't remember this. Are we the same age?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:21 am to
At the bachelor party I went to/hosted a couple of weeks ago one of the guys brought these two random girls he met off Tinder.

One of the girls was batshit crazy (she was from Florida, go figure). After a couple of drinks she started showing everyone pictures of her tits then talked about how she hadn't gotten laid in 3 days. Then with each additional drink she started talking about her sexual history. She had been with over 100 guys, had 2 miscarriages and 1 abortion, and admitted to contracting chlamydia. She described in explicit detail how she pushed the dead fetus out in the bathtub then flushed it down the toilet. The icing on the cake was when she showed us a video of her diddling herself, then drove drunk to meet a guy so she could hook up with him. She also told one of the guys (who was married) that she'd frick him if she wasn't going to meet up with someone else then kissraped him before leaving the cabin.

Yeah, that by far beats anything else I've ever witnessed.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 11:39 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136978 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 11:22 am to
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Whore gets pregnant. BF marries her.
Has child. New husband loves child. Good dad.
Over the next five years whore financially wrecks him.
She finds better deal and sues for divorce and full custody.
He counter sues for full custody, since she is bat-shite crazy. Loses. Why?
It wasn't his. He had no idea.
He doesn't care, he's raised child as his own. Presses issue.
Whore files restraining order in child's behalf.
It's granted. He can never see the child again.


methinks you are the male in this situation
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