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re: Worst whore story you’ve ever witnessed or knew

Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:37 am to
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Fraternity party in the 80's, bunch of frat brothers, 1 girl and a pool table... I'll leave it at that...


Congrats on the rape, brother.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:37 am to
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I knew a VERY hot chick who was a mutual friend that I wanted to bang so badly. She was mid 20's and had just got divorced from her hubby who was a doctor in residency training (he left her). I always wondered why ANY dude would divorce her.


While looks help, they aren't a reason to EVER stay with someone. Usually the hotter they are, the crazier they are.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12777 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:39 am to
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Knew a married law student who unexpectedly went home at lunch and busted his wife who was in the sack with the three man, multi-ethnic lawn and maintenance crew.


just found my new thing
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:40 am to
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Knew a married law student who unexpectedly went home at lunch and busted his wife who was in the sack with the three man, multi-ethnic lawn and maintenance crew.


Did they still get paid for doing the lawn
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:41 am to
Full disclosure, I probably would have banged her had I not had a serious gf at the time. She was an attractive lady with a great figure.

One of the times her son and I walked in on her with a guy, she was bent over the kitchen table and the guy was going to town on her. The other time she was sitting on the side of her pool and a guy was in the pool eating her out.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18209 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:42 am to
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I have quite a few from Ole Miss


Me too baw. There was a girl (hot, blonde, etc..) who hung around my friend group from our pledge class who slept with probably 6-7 of my friend group at the fraternity house + alot more from the bars. One time she was fricking a buddy and giving him head and looks at him dead in the eyes and yells "I WANT MY DESSERT" as he came all over her face. She was the biggest hoe i'd ever met and is now an escort in N.O.
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 10:43 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:42 am to
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That reminds me of a story about a chick in the old University Commons apartments. One of my friends was in the bedroom with her, after a session she said she needed to go get some water, on her way to get water and back she made a pit stop to suck the dick of our other friend sleeping on the couch, then she finally made it back to the bedroom


I hooked up with a chick on a couch at my buddy's apartment in college after a late night at Bogies.

I woke up alone and figured she sketched out.

She actually was asleep in my buddy's room with him. She went in there after hooking up with me and fricked him. Next day he was so pumped to tell the story of a random chick coming in there to frick him in the middle of the night

He was devastated to hear he was #2 of the night...and that she made out with him after having her mouth all over my willy.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:43 am to
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the biggest hoe i'd ever met and is now an escort in N.O.


I think I know who you're talking about.
Posted by sacrathetic
Member since May 2019
618 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:44 am to
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This post was edited on 5/21/20 at 2:03 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:44 am to
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the biggest hoe i'd ever met and is now an escort in N.O.

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I think I know who you're talking about.

how much does he charge?
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3565 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:44 am to
this thread delivers
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:45 am to
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Full disclosure, I probably would have banged her had I not had a serious gf at the time. She was an attractive lady with a great figure. One of the times her son and I walked in on her with a guy, she was bent over the kitchen table and the guy was going to town on her. The other time she was sitting on the side of her pool and a guy was in the pool eating her out.

I can't say I wouldn't have done it either if given the chance. Older women are definitely better at it.

I'm sure her son just loved walking in on that. Probably didn't want to bring any friends over.
Posted by Zanzibaw
BR
Member since Jun 2016
2954 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:47 am to
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I'm sure her son just loved walking in on that. Probably didn't want to bring any friends over.


"Nah, let's just hang out at your place tonight. My mom is getting railed on the kitchen table again."
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12777 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:48 am to
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One of the times her son and I walked in on her with a guy, she was bent over the kitchen table and the guy was going to town on her. The other time she was sitting on the side of her pool and a guy was in the pool eating her out.


i really feel hornier than i was earlier in this thread
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:48 am to
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Was riding in a cab here in Oxford a couple of years ago when one of the drivers said one night, he took this girl to like 3 or 4 different guys houses... he waited at each house for them to finish fricking then on to the next house.



Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18209 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:50 am to
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I think I know who you're talking about.


Maybe... Year older than you. I think she left Soph. or Jr. year. Initials are KD.

Who are you talking about?
This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 10:52 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66106 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:52 am to
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would play drums on it


I know someone who saw the video. Said it was funny as hell
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138533 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:52 am to
after reading this thread, i can say that i have lived an extremely sheltered life....

....or yall mothafrickers need Jesus
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:53 am to
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after reading this thread, i can say that i have lived an extremely sheltered life....

this, and
quote:

yall mothafrickers need Jesus

this
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24243 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 10:55 am to
A girl who was not very attractive used to come to a buddy of mine house every week for the poker game. We were all drinking and it went pretty late into the night. She gets hammered and crawls under the poker table and blows all 5 dudes sitting there playing. Good times.
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