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Woman Sues Samsung For $1.8 Million After Cell Phone Gets Stuck Inside Her VJ

Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:36 am
Posted by tigerband6971
hammond,la
Member since Sep 2018
127 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:36 am
An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.
Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress BECAUSE of the whole ordeal.
Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.


Attorney Jim McAfee’s claims his client was FORCED to undergo a cesarean section to remove the cell phone because of the atypical SHAPE of her pelvis.
His CLIENT is also SUFFERING from even more STRESS because she had no insurance at the time and because of all the PUBLICITY from the News Media
A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table.
“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode and put it inside of me - just for fun of course, ($1.8 million worth) but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told Judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.


Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to
This can't be real.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to
she didn't learn the first couple of times?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14159 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6285 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:37 am to
You can literally sue for anything and there are tons of lawyers lining up for this bs.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16313 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to
I hope Gordon is taking notes.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12065 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to
This is why you never borrow someone else’s phone to make a call
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43480 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals”


Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41930 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:46 am
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11185 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

VJ


What's a VJ
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98754 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court. 



Gordon is taking copious notes.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22215 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to
It’s sad that this isn’t an article published in the Onion.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27224 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am to
We need a link.

This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:40 am
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18074 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:41 am to
Not real but i'm sure some women have stuck them up there before
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7789 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:41 am to
I bet she’s a lot of fun
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
quote:

“Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court.



And he didn't get laughed out of court?

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:42 am to
IWGTHPO

I would get the phone out
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:45 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends


challenge accepted? I like this chick.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:44 am to
LIES!!!!!!!!!

Debunked

I'm assuming the source is here.
quote:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.



The real question:
Do OP know this and try to perpetrate a fraud on the members of the OT or were they also duped?
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:47 am
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18679 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:46 am to
She will probably get a settlement. People are stupid. She deserves a punch in the nose.

ETA: and I just saw it’s all satire. frick me, right?
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:47 am
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