The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men

It used to be men built outdoor shops where they could design, build, hammer, and tug at wood and steel while basking in their ball sweat after a long hard day supporting the family at the plant.

Getting away from the house to clear one’s mind is what men were taught to do. All while the wife took care of the kids and prepared dinner.

Now, men build kitchens outside? Relegated to the heat watching a small 42 inch tv hooked to poor outdoor wireless speakers while drinking warm beer from a cheap outdoor “wine cooler”. Crying inside because not only do they have to work, they have to cook, clean, and can’t even sit in their recliners in the house.

All while women go out shopping and getting Botox injections? Taking selfies and going out with “their best girlfriends?”

What’s happening here?

Some of you dudes need to uncuck yourselves and establish dominance again. Converting your kitchens back to a man oasis that bleeds masculinity and chest hair.