Best Chorus Verse for Country Song

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
But you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my name

-David Allen Coe (songwriters Steve Goodman and John Prine)

Some of my favorites.

I found his truck in the floodplain upside down
It was a hell of a rain I don't know if he drowned
Or if he died on impact, he must have rolled three times
Yeah the only thing to make matters worse
That his mom was a late night ER nurse
He was DOA, she just about lost her mind.
--David - Cody Jinks

It was there I first met her
It was there that I lost my best friend
And now I live in the mountains
I drifted up here with the wind
And I may drown in still water
But I'll never swim Kern River again.
--Kern River - Merle Haggard

Let’s build a home by Seneca Creek
And raise ourselves a family
I’ll work on the farm, you work the store
We’ll have everything we ever hoped for
With the top of a mountain above our heads
And the roar of Seneca by the bed
Seneca Creek
--Seneca Creek - Charles Wesley Godwin

I've been sayin', "Yes sir" all day at work
I've been sayin', "Yes ma'am" at home
I've been storin' up the frick yous
Keepin' 'em under my tongue

I need a little time off for bad behavior
The devil in me done been asleep too long
I need a little time off for bad behavior
It looks like I've been too good for too long

David Allen Coe

And I'm parked out by the lake
Eighty miles from Santa Fe
It's the lake that's parked where I'm at out by the lake
And this lake is where I'm parked
Eighty miles from Santa Fe
And I'm still parked out here by this lake
Eighty miles from Santa Fe

I'm gonna hire a wino-to decorate our home
so you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam
we'll tear out the living room carpet-put a bar along that wall
and when you've had too many-you won't have far to fall

I think that was Moe Bandy

They call me the old man in this bar, sleeves rolled up and showin
Faint blue souvenirs of love and places I have been
One says "US Navy" and this one says "Darling Mary"
Now my Mary's turned to ashes and the ocean's turned to gin - Hal Ketchum - I Miss My Mary

Parallel bars, one at my feet, one on the opposite side of the street
We're two hearts that just can't meet... hide 'til the heartache's gone
We had words, we let fly, he took the low road and so did I
Straight downtown, and now here we are, working it out in parallel bars.

Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit

Blake Sheldon.

A few of David Alan Coe's have been mentioned, but I'll add this one

Now I lay me down to cheat
on the woman I love so
and if I die between these sheets
I pray to God she'll never know