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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:01 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:01 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Here's the rub.
We have shitty muscle tissue. Chimps and most other primates have much more compact muscle fibers. A human lifter would be weaker than a strong chimp.
A regular chimpanzee could probably pull your arm off if he wanted.
Their muscles can be less than half the size of ours and be greater in strength.
chimp muscles
We have shitty muscle tissue. Chimps and most other primates have much more compact muscle fibers. A human lifter would be weaker than a strong chimp.
A regular chimpanzee could probably pull your arm off if he wanted.
Their muscles can be less than half the size of ours and be greater in strength.
chimp muscles
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:08 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
frick YEAH! This thread survived the night!
It's the same reason we don't give reasonable responses to children who believe in Santa Claus.
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I have yet to see a reasonable response to how the wild animal chimp makes up for the techinical skill of a fighter which will almost certainly guarantee the chimp eats a kick to the face while coming in
It's the same reason we don't give reasonable responses to children who believe in Santa Claus.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:09 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
They have extra weapons. They bite they have foot hands.
It grabs your hand and you will have a broken hand. Then it will get to biting.
I watched Dynasties on BBC about chimp society. The leader got jumped. They bit of a thumb and a toe, had him gashes up broken and left for dead. The chimp got up and still went back and took back his group.
That level of toughness is scary.
Let's drop chimp.
I bet a baboon would be hard to beat
It grabs your hand and you will have a broken hand. Then it will get to biting.
I watched Dynasties on BBC about chimp society. The leader got jumped. They bit of a thumb and a toe, had him gashes up broken and left for dead. The chimp got up and still went back and took back his group.
That level of toughness is scary.
Let's drop chimp.
I bet a baboon would be hard to beat
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:13 am to Napoleon
OK what about super strong/big human with a metal baseball bat vs chimp! Lets keep this going lol.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:14 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:16 am to OGtigerfan87
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OK what about super strong/big human with a metal baseball bat vs chimp! Lets keep this going lol.
Your chances are better, but you still have to get close to the chimp to use the bat. Way too close to be guaranteed to keep its hands off you. And what if it takes the bat from you? You're fricked.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:17 am to OGtigerfan87
OK what about super strong/big human with a metal baseball bat vs chimp! Lets keep this going lol.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:19 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:20 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
How do you not get this? 
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:32 am to dbeck
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Tardnsincebirth55iq
I missed this yesterday Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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:largequote:chimps does not compute
Male chimps living in the wild can get as big as 150 lbs. Ones in captivity, leading a more sedentary life can get bigger. Travis the Chimp weighed in excess of 200 lbs.
That's large by my standards, and combine it with their rate of strength and the fact they can use all 4 limbs to grab and do harm and their mouths full of teeth that have been know to chew peoples faces, fingers, hands, etc. right off in a heartbeat, I'd not want one going after me.
Do some research before posting shite.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:38 am to Buckeye Jeaux
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ubt it. I've seen that 1.35x figure, but don't buy it. In an often quoted study, a zoo chimp pulled 847 pounds one-handed.
you dumb motherfricker so you dont believe the scientific study from a few years ago you chose to believe the one that has been debunked from the 20?? You believe in flat earth too?
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:40 am to OGtigerfan87
He gets one swing. If he connects he wins, if not he loses
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:41 am to gumbo2176
Ok so whos moving goalpost now? I did do research I know big ones can get up to 150 pounds that still isnt shite to a heavyweight mma fighter. And if your using the 200 pound chimp for comparison I can say yeah and there's humans who are 6'11 weigh over 400 pounds and can pull firetrucks
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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you dumb motherfricker so you dont believe the scientific study from a few years ago you chose to believe the one that has been debunked from the 20?? You believe in flat earth too?
I love how you berate another poster for ignoring the scientific proof on this, but your entire argument that a bare handed human could handle a large wild animal goes against pretty much all scientific proof that's ever been given.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:41 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:the reason is you dont have one
It's the same reason we don't give reasonable responses to children who believe in Santa Clau
unless you believe a chimp has a super human chin and kicks to the face just dont affect them Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Hawgnsincebirth55
No human on the planet survives fighting that.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:43 am to RB10
Damn, this thread is going to wind up longer than the Q thread over on the poli board.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:43 am to TigerstuckinMS
quote:I am in shock with how stupid you are. Do chimps have super human reflexes and ability too you think?
Your chances are better, but you still have to get close to the chimp to use the bat. Way too close to be guaranteed to keep its hands off you. And what if it takes the bat from you? You're fricked.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:44 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
There's no moving goalposts. It's fact, and if just facts scare you, then you have no business making such asinine posts in the first place. From what I've seen in the few responses I've read, you're delusional at best if you believe what you're posting. 
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Ok so whos moving goalpost now? I did do research I know big ones can get up to 150 pounds that still isnt shite to a heavyweight mma fighter. And if your using the 200 pound chimp for comparison I can say yeah and there's humans who are 6'11 weigh over 400 pounds and can pull firetrucks
200 pound chimps are common in zoos. They eat better from birth. Chimps in zoos and compounds often get 250+. So, you're only gonna fight the welterweights? No Heavyweights?
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 8:46 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 8:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Do chimps have super human reflexes and ability too you think?
It's a proven fact that chimps have much higher reflexes and a more fast twitch muscle fibers.
So, by definition they do have "superhuman" reflexes.
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