Started By
Message
locked post

Told my wife no Valentine's Day cards or flowers unless she recognizes Steak & BJ Day

Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:49 pm
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:49 pm
So now neither of us gets anything.

Status quo maintained I guess.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17408 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
Looks like the mailman has some steak and a BJ to look forward to later.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13523 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37775 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
Riveting tale chap.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19128 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
You don’t get blowjobs?
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33009 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
I'm not sure what's more pathetic.

This thread being made up or this thread being true.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
35194 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:50 pm to
Made up steaks and stuffed mushrooms today in lieu of cards and chocolates but tomorrow I will be snatching up all of that 75% off merchandise.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18335 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:51 pm to
None of this happened.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32531 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:51 pm to
Wife and BJ ... Theres no such thing..
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:53 pm to
Do you married guys really not get regular BJs or sex? Maybe you should work out or something. I have never dated or been in a relationship with a woman who hasn't been eager for the bedroom. Hopefully you guys are full of crap.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32531 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:54 pm to
Yeah I remember my single days as well...

Sex regularly, bj’s not so much...
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
137664 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:54 pm to
Sleeping in the car tonight I see.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33009 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Do you married guys really not get regular BJs or sex?

Seems pretty common from the baws on the board.

They gain 80lbs and ignore their wives all day then bitch that their panties aren't on the floor waiting for them.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:55 pm to
I’d say the majority of married men I know claim the BJ requency gets reduced immediately post wedding. The sex slows down significantly once they’ve reached their desired number of offspring. This is the point your BJ days are over.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88766 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Told my wife no Valentine's Day cards or flowers unless she recognizes Steak & BJ Day
So now neither of us gets anything.


Must suck being in a marriage like this.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171959 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 2:58 pm to
Congrats on being the biggest beta here.
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17409 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:00 pm to
Marriage blows other than kids.
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

I have never dated or been in a relationship with a woman who hasn't been eager for the bedroom. Hopefully you guys are full of crap.


I had never dated or been in a relationship with a woman who wasn't eager for the bedroom either, until I married her.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20721 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:11 pm to
Excellent example of amused mastery. Valentines Day is one big shite test, and I for one respect the effort in your response.
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5417 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:13 pm to
It's the result of having kids more than getting married. Kids drain a woman's sex drive.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram