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re: Valentine’s Day In Game Thread

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:07 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101938 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:07 am to
quote:

1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize first



I don't believe that you typed all of that with a straight face.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:08 am to
I can tell you've got the fever. I'm genuinely happy for you bro.

Sounds like she's got your brain scrambled


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to
quote:


Not at 8 months



Oh yeah. That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11012 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to
Cooking for her and got her flowers.

Better than some overpriced NYC restaurant tonight.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55542 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Sounds like she's got your brain scrambled



Not as much as I have hers scrambled!
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83686 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:10 am to
quote:

That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.



I don't know about you, but good sex is more than just a "fat monkey" to me

like I enjoy my wife being able to actually move around
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9922 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:11 am to
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:12 am to
Well I haven’t had pregnant sex in 11 years so forgive me for reminiscing
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:12 am to
quote:

1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize first
quote:

Pecker, you're my boy, but this best be a joke.





I forgot a few things

5) always be emotionally available
6) don't be afraid to cry or show her your softer side
7) prioritize her happiness over your own
8) ask her what you can do to improve as a lover
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
919 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:13 am to
Roses are red
You look good in lace
Now come over here
And sit on my face
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:13 am to
Happy Valentine's day OT

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:14 am to




You're going to hell.

HVD
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124935 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Roses are red
You look good in lace
Now come over here
And sit on my face


Roses are red,
and red looks good on ya,
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124935 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Oh yeah. That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.



I love sex with pregnant women
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124935 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:20 am to
Roses are Red,
There’s a wall in China,
I hear the chicks there,
Have sideways vaginas.








Roses are Red,
Awesome is Chicken,
Tonight the LLotOT,
Will all get a dick in.



Roses are red,
Steel is a Girder,
Let’s not make this rape,
Into a murder.




Happy Valentines Day.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
35051 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Well my friend, that’s about 3 times greater than my average Thursday conversion rate.


Wade Boggs hit over .800 with women in scoring position.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
34718 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:22 am to
got Special an Ole Miss firepit that she wanted...

historically, not a particularly happy day for me...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:24 am to
I was pleasantly surprised this morning.
Posted by Mad Dawg 2020
Member since Jun 2017
732 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:24 am to
My new girlfriend is meeting my parents for the first time tonight
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55542 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:27 am to
quote:

My new girlfriend is meeting my parents for the first time tonight



Why the frick is that happening on VD?
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