- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
New Orleans Pelicans vs. AD vs. Memphis Grizzlies: An Open Letter to AD
Posted on 2/9/19 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 2/9/19 at 3:17 pm
AD,
FOR 7 frickING YEARS I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE frickING TRUTH. I REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN WE WON THE LOTTERY. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU FINALLY BROKE THROUGH AND GOT TO THE PLAYOFFS AND MADE DRAYMOND GREEN YOUR frickING BITCH. WE GOT SWEPT BUT WE MADE THE CHAMPS FIGHT FOR FOUR GAMES. I THOUGHT OUR TIME WAS NEAR.
THEN, THE PELS HIRED ALVIN GENTRY. THE PELS frickED UP AND SIGNED AJINCA AND ASIK AND HILL. THE PELS BROUGHT JRUE BACK TOO FAST, MISDIAGNOSED QPON AND REKE GOT HURT TOO. shite WENT TO HELL REALLY QUICK.
THEN WE DRAFTED BUDDY. I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A GOOD PIECE, I STAYED PATIENT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO GET BETTER. YOU WEREN'T IN YOUR PRIME. WE HAD TIME.
AND THEN WE TRADED FOR COUSINS. PELS TALK WAS LIT AS frick THAT NIGHT. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GO AHEAD AND frick AROUND AND GET A CHANCE AT THE frickING CHAMPIONSHIP. WE DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THAT YEAR, BUT WE HAD THE FULL OFFSEASON TO WORK COUSINS IN. I WAS READY.
LAST SEASON WE LOOKED REALLY frickING GOOD BEFORE THE ASB. WE WERE TAKING REALLY GOOD TEAMS DOWN TO THE WIRE AND WE STARTED PUNISHING TEAMS INTO SUBMISSION. 7 OUT OF 8. WE WERE BEATING THE frick OUT OF THE ROX AND THOSE ASSHOLES HADN'T LOST A GAME IN A FEW WEEKS. THEN YOUR BOY COUSINS LET CHRIS GODDAMN frickING a-hole PAUL GET IN HIS HEAD AND WE KNOW THE REST. TORN ACHILLES. LITERALLY A FRANCHISE ALTERING INJURY.
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WITH SIMILAR PLAYOFF SUCCESS AND NO ACHILLES INJURY BOOGIE IS ON THIS frickING TEAM AND THIS LETTER NEVER GETS WRITTEN. I DIGRESS...
THE OFFSEASON WAS STRAIGHT a-hole. YOU SIGNED WITH LEBRON'S BITCHBOY. YOU LET A RAPIST TALK YOU INTO THE LA LIFESTYLE. NOW YOU WANT OUT.
I'M PISSED. YOU DIDN'T LEAD. YOU DIDN'T WIN. IT'S NOT ALL ON THE PELS. YOU WERE PASSIVE WHEN WE NEEDED YOU TO BE AGGRESSIVE. YOU AREN'T A frickING LEADER. LEADERS TELL, THEY DON'T GET TOLD. YOU'RE A frickING SHEEP MAN. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. YOU frickING LET US ALL DOWN. IF ITS YOUR frickING TIME THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WINNING? WHERE IS YOUR frickING SPINE MAN?
IT'S BECAUSE YOUR frickING SOFT. GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT BUT YOU'RE SOFT AS BABY shite. TEAMS AREN'T WINNING TITLES WITH YOU AS A CENTERPIECE, AT LEAST NOT THIS VERSION OF YOU.
I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOME FORM OF ACCOUNTABILITY THROUGH ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO FULLY BECOME JRUE'S TEAM.
YOU'RE WEAK. PEACE OUT BITCH.
OH YEAH
PELS W GRIZZ L. I HOPE WE HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE LAKERS AT THE END OF THE SEASON, BECAUSE frick YOU.
FOR 7 frickING YEARS I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE frickING TRUTH. I REMEMBER WHERE I WAS WHEN WE WON THE LOTTERY. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU FINALLY BROKE THROUGH AND GOT TO THE PLAYOFFS AND MADE DRAYMOND GREEN YOUR frickING BITCH. WE GOT SWEPT BUT WE MADE THE CHAMPS FIGHT FOR FOUR GAMES. I THOUGHT OUR TIME WAS NEAR.
THEN, THE PELS HIRED ALVIN GENTRY. THE PELS frickED UP AND SIGNED AJINCA AND ASIK AND HILL. THE PELS BROUGHT JRUE BACK TOO FAST, MISDIAGNOSED QPON AND REKE GOT HURT TOO. shite WENT TO HELL REALLY QUICK.
THEN WE DRAFTED BUDDY. I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A GOOD PIECE, I STAYED PATIENT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO GET BETTER. YOU WEREN'T IN YOUR PRIME. WE HAD TIME.
AND THEN WE TRADED FOR COUSINS. PELS TALK WAS LIT AS frick THAT NIGHT. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GO AHEAD AND frick AROUND AND GET A CHANCE AT THE frickING CHAMPIONSHIP. WE DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS THAT YEAR, BUT WE HAD THE FULL OFFSEASON TO WORK COUSINS IN. I WAS READY.
LAST SEASON WE LOOKED REALLY frickING GOOD BEFORE THE ASB. WE WERE TAKING REALLY GOOD TEAMS DOWN TO THE WIRE AND WE STARTED PUNISHING TEAMS INTO SUBMISSION. 7 OUT OF 8. WE WERE BEATING THE frick OUT OF THE ROX AND THOSE ASSHOLES HADN'T LOST A GAME IN A FEW WEEKS. THEN YOUR BOY COUSINS LET CHRIS GODDAMN frickING a-hole PAUL GET IN HIS HEAD AND WE KNOW THE REST. TORN ACHILLES. LITERALLY A FRANCHISE ALTERING INJURY.
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WITH SIMILAR PLAYOFF SUCCESS AND NO ACHILLES INJURY BOOGIE IS ON THIS frickING TEAM AND THIS LETTER NEVER GETS WRITTEN. I DIGRESS...
THE OFFSEASON WAS STRAIGHT a-hole. YOU SIGNED WITH LEBRON'S BITCHBOY. YOU LET A RAPIST TALK YOU INTO THE LA LIFESTYLE. NOW YOU WANT OUT.
I'M PISSED. YOU DIDN'T LEAD. YOU DIDN'T WIN. IT'S NOT ALL ON THE PELS. YOU WERE PASSIVE WHEN WE NEEDED YOU TO BE AGGRESSIVE. YOU AREN'T A frickING LEADER. LEADERS TELL, THEY DON'T GET TOLD. YOU'RE A frickING SHEEP MAN. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. YOU frickING LET US ALL DOWN. IF ITS YOUR frickING TIME THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WINNING? WHERE IS YOUR frickING SPINE MAN?
IT'S BECAUSE YOUR frickING SOFT. GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT BUT YOU'RE SOFT AS BABY shite. TEAMS AREN'T WINNING TITLES WITH YOU AS A CENTERPIECE, AT LEAST NOT THIS VERSION OF YOU.
I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOME FORM OF ACCOUNTABILITY THROUGH ALL OF THIS, BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO FULLY BECOME JRUE'S TEAM.
YOU'RE WEAK. PEACE OUT BITCH.
OH YEAH
PELS W GRIZZ L. I HOPE WE HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE LAKERS AT THE END OF THE SEASON, BECAUSE frick YOU.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 3:20 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:Damn.
I'M PISSED. YOU DIDN'T LEAD. YOU DIDN'T WIN. IT'S NOT ALL ON THE PELS. YOU WERE PASSIVE WHEN WE NEEDED YOU TO BE AGGRESSIVE. YOU AREN'T A frickING LEADER. LEADERS TELL, THEY DON'T GET TOLD. YOU'RE A frickING SHEEP MAN. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. YOU frickING LET US ALL DOWN. IF ITS YOUR frickING TIME THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WINNING? WHERE IS YOUR frickING SPINE MAN?
IT'S BECAUSE YOUR frickING SOFT. GODDAMMIT I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT BUT YOU'RE SOFT AS BABY shite. TEAMS AREN'T WINNING TITLES WITH YOU AS A CENTERPIECE, AT LEAST NOT THIS VERSION OF YOU.
Hard to argue with this
Posted on 2/9/19 at 3:41 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS TO FULLY BECOME JRUE'S TEAM.
This part has me excited for the future. The Jrue Holiday Pelicans are the most competitive we’ve been all season outside of the 4-0 start. That’s why people need to pump the breaks when it comes to Jrue trade talk. What if we already have that leader on this team... someone who instills a team-first, defense-first mindset in the guys around him. You can already tell these guys look up to him bigtime.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 3:59 pm to whatiknowsofar
Man, I've missed those CAPS.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 4:00 pm to tgr4ever
Your version of revisionist history?
Posted on 2/9/19 at 4:14 pm to Fun Bunch
quote:
Seek help
Wound is still too fresh son
Posted on 2/9/19 at 4:51 pm to whatiknowsofar
I’d say that pretty much summed it up nicely.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 4:57 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:
PELS W GRIZZ L. I HOPE WE HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE LAKERS AT THE END OF THE SEASON, BECAUSE frick YOU.
I agreed with every word of your post, until this last bit. We gotta tank man, I don't get fans pulling for wins for all these random reasons. But the rest was awesome. FLAP.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 5:03 pm to RUFshreve
quote:
We gotta tank man
I get that too man, but the draft is crap outside of the top 5 guys, and i dont see us getting one of those picks. 4 teams have 12 wins. Its a joke.
I really just want to see the narrative that the media will have with the Pels having a better record than the Lakers. Would make my fricking day.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 5:12 pm to touchdownjeebus
quote:
Seems legit.
I held my tongue for a while on this board because I needed to not be shocked by AD's decision before reacting. Now that the dust has kinda settled, i'm still fricking furious. Its bullshite. His decision is bullshite. frick em. frick Lebron. frick Rich Paul. frick it all
Posted on 2/9/19 at 5:24 pm to tgr4ever
I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Posted on 2/9/19 at 5:34 pm to whatiknowsofar
quote:
frick em.
This is where I started and I’m still there. Just bring back evil Pierre and go full bad guy.
Posted on 2/9/19 at 5:37 pm to whatiknowsofar
DAMN SONS THIS IS THE PELS TALK I KNOW AND LOVE
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News