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A Florida man who thought he was stealing opioids wound up with laxatives instead,
Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:30 am
Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:30 am
A Florida man who thought he was stealing opioids wound up with laxatives instead, police say.
Peter Hans Emery Jr., 69, was caught on surveillance video taking a handful of pills from a bottle he found inside a lockbox, according to Tampa TV station WTVT. The incident happened at a home in Pinellas Park.
The label on the bottle indicated it contained hydrocodone, but The Smoking Gun said it actually was filled with store-brand laxatives from Walmart.
Emery allegedly took two of the pills and quickly realized he'd made a mistake, tossing the rest in the trash.
Peter Hans Emery Jr., 69, was caught on surveillance video taking a handful of pills from a bottle he found inside a lockbox, according to Tampa TV station WTVT. The incident happened at a home in Pinellas Park.
The label on the bottle indicated it contained hydrocodone, but The Smoking Gun said it actually was filled with store-brand laxatives from Walmart.
Emery allegedly took two of the pills and quickly realized he'd made a mistake, tossing the rest in the trash.

Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:31 am to BowDownToLSU
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Emery allegedly took two of the pills and quickly realized he'd made a mistake
Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:38 am to BowDownToLSU
Only two days late. Arseinclarse beat you to it.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:43 am to BowDownToLSU
Arse's title was much better.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 5:50 am to BowDownToLSU
I've not seen this story posted on TD at all.
Posted on 1/30/19 at 6:00 am to BowDownToLSU
Now that's the definition of having a sh!tty day.
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