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re: Fellas, Date a Woman With Her Own Place
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:05 am to metalfacedterrorist
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:05 am to metalfacedterrorist
Many years ago, we returned home in a drunken stupor and having struck out ourselves to find our third roommate, Paul (his real name, hi Paul), who never, ever, ever, never got laid was enjoying some female companionship.
We went into drunk stealth mode and attempted to not make a sound when we heard her say "I said no already."
We stopped and looked at one another like - Paul, you kinky MFer, what manner of perversion are you trying to befoul this fine young woman with?
After an awkward moment she proclaimed much louder "I said NO, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU JERK OFF."
At which point we fell on the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She left shortly thereafter, our attempts to exchange pleasantries on the way out met with cold reception.
Paul emerged and of course the only thing to say "We don't want to watch you jerk off either motherfricker so don't bother asking."
We went into drunk stealth mode and attempted to not make a sound when we heard her say "I said no already."
We stopped and looked at one another like - Paul, you kinky MFer, what manner of perversion are you trying to befoul this fine young woman with?
After an awkward moment she proclaimed much louder "I said NO, I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH YOU JERK OFF."
At which point we fell on the floor, paralyzed with laughter. She left shortly thereafter, our attempts to exchange pleasantries on the way out met with cold reception.
Paul emerged and of course the only thing to say "We don't want to watch you jerk off either motherfricker so don't bother asking."
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