- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:47 pm to Mud_Till_May
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fricking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fricked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fricking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fricked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 10:59 pm to Mud_Till_May
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:03 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:More commonly referred to here as a DTG post.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:47 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
Make a statement of fact
You’re a piece of shite
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:48 pm to Champagne
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:48 pm to iAmBatman
The view is the worst show on TV
Posted on 12/7/18 at 11:50 pm to Kige Ramsey
Hype video tapes are a waste of time
Posted on 12/8/18 at 12:31 am to Mud_Till_May
My balls itch
This post was edited on 12/8/18 at 12:31 am
Posted on 12/8/18 at 12:38 am to Mud_Till_May
A clear sky at noon local time is blue
Posted on 12/8/18 at 12:42 am to Mud_Till_May
Natural blondes have the best tasting snatches.
Posted on 12/8/18 at 5:55 am to LeauxCountryTigah
quote:
.Donald J. Trump will go down in history as the most corrupt and anti-American treasonous son of a bitch to ever hold the office of President of the United States of America and every single person that cast a vote for him should either be required to get a Trumptard tatoo across their forehead or have their citizenship revoked and sent to live out their remaining pathetic days in Siberia, Russia.
Mommy needs to go down to the basement and change your diaper baw.
MAGA
Posted on 12/8/18 at 6:55 am to Mud_Till_May
It's pissing rain in Baton Rouge right now.
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:06 am to Mud_Till_May
The only two temperatures that are the same are -40F and -40C.
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:06 am to Mud_Till_May
There are more horse's asses than horses.
Posted on 12/8/18 at 7:57 am to Mud_Till_May
My penis is uncommonly large and women love it.
Surprised nobody posted that by now.
Surprised nobody posted that by now.
Posted on 12/8/18 at 8:00 am to Mud_Till_May
John Denver's Take Me Home, Country Roads is the greatest sing ever to listen to when you are high
Posted on 12/8/18 at 8:02 am to Mud_Till_May
Hatred Corrodes The Container It's carried In
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News