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re: Best man blows grooms penis right off

Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:06 pm to
dude was getting married. he didn't really lose all that much.
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3745 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:11 pm to
Meanwhile Bruce Jenner is making a run to the firework stand...
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4307 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:21 pm to
Just couldn’t wait for the genital removal known as marriage like the rest of us.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:50 pm to
Why would the groom agree to be blindfolded and his dick handled?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
30326 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:01 pm to
You subscribe to the strangest news feeds. I’d be terrified to see your internet search history.

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38220 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:03 pm to
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a thread title than I did just now
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:07 pm to
Godamn wiener roast
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:16 pm to
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18204 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:10 pm to
Fake
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:16 pm to
Talk about a cock block
Posted by Tiger at Law
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
2990 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:38 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
109352 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 7:26 am to
So they blindfolded him and touched his dick... sounds like an Owlvis party
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
67813 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 7:29 am to
maybe they will transplant a 14 inch african penis. so, the wife can have the best of both worlds.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
92709 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:48 am to
Why can’t people just do a normal alcohol, hookers, and blow bachelor party?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 8:50 am to
He did the groom a favor.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
49447 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 9:07 am to
AND NOW THE BEST MAN'S DIABOLICAL PLAN TO STEAL THE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE AWAY FROM THE GROOM HAS REACHED SUCCESSFUL FRUITION BEYOND ALL EXPECTATION FOR SUCCESS!!!

MUA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA !!

Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 9:13 am to
Whatever happened to just fricking a couple of hookers at the bachelor party?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

taped the bottle rocket to his penis before lighting it


Who would EVER think that doing this could end well? That being said... if you allow this to be done to you, you sort of deserve whatever the result may be.
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 8/21/18 at 9:28 am to
quote:

“The best man blindfolded the groom and then taped the bottle rocket to his penis before lighting it.


What makes you think thinks this is a good idea?! This has stupid written all over it...


Choose your best man wisely
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