re: The day you know divorce is imminent:

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her recent interest in workout classes were not for my benefit.

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So....you think she’s cheating?

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I’ll just bottle it up and jack off to babe threads on here like the rest of these baws. Then bitch and complain about it in marriage threads.

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I seriously feel sorry for some here.

Maybe Netflix is more entertaining to her

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One of these is your problem: 

1. You're fat. You've gotten out of shape and isn't attracted to you anymore. 

2. You're selfish. You never let her finish and sex is only about you. 

3. You're a bad husband/father. You're lazy, expect her to do everything around the house while you're drinking beer, watching TV, and posting on TD. 

Show her this post and let her pick which one. Then fix it. Or, just proactively try not to be a terrible spouse in the first place.

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Boom. Just end the thread now. This is the realest thing anyone has said or will say in this thread.

Assuming this is a legitimate question and not just pouting.

Sex "On Demand" only exists on the internet because the internet has no emotions. Women are emotion based creatures. Their desire for sex is a much more complex formula than a man's sexual desire. We are mostly visual. You're wife is there looking good and you're triggered. Not that way with women. Be patient and look for emotional triggers that may be standing in the way of her enjoying or desiring sex. Maybe something physical, like hormones, or something like problems with the finances or kids. Look after her emotional well being and she will be more likely to look after your sexual well being, as well as her own.

I'm not a professional counselor, but I have navigated my way through 40 years of marriage to the same woman.

Are you fat? You sound fat. Maybe she finds your obesity disgusting.

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Tigerhead

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This guy gets it

When I would roll over, see her sleeping, and couldn't imagine having to spend another day with her.

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Assuming this is a legitimate question and not just pouting.

Sex "On Demand" only exists on the internet because the internet has no emotions. Women are emotion based creatures. Their desire for sex is a much more complex formula than a man's sexual desire. We are mostly visual. You're wife is there looking good and you're triggered. Not that way with women. Be patient and look for emotional triggers that may be standing in the way of her enjoying or desiring sex. Maybe something physical, like hormones, or something like problems with the finances or kids. Look after her emotional well being and she will be more likely to look after your sexual well being, as well as her own.

I'm not a professional counselor, but I have navigated my way through 40 years of marriage to the same woman.

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Too much work.

Time to Superman.


When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!