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re: Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:40 am to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:40 am to JabarkusRussell
I was made in God's image, not evolved from a monkey.
Wow! They look similar to a human so we must have come from them...LOL If you truly believe that shite then why has no other primate in history developed logic, a conscience, a pull towards a higher power, and language. Also, why are humans not still evolving?
Also, while your at it go frick one and see if your DNA is compatible. God made each animal and man to only be able to procreate with its own kind.
A watermelon is 98% water. The human body is 60% water. Does that mean we are part watermelon, too?
Wow! They look similar to a human so we must have come from them...LOL If you truly believe that shite then why has no other primate in history developed logic, a conscience, a pull towards a higher power, and language. Also, why are humans not still evolving?
Also, while your at it go frick one and see if your DNA is compatible. God made each animal and man to only be able to procreate with its own kind.
A watermelon is 98% water. The human body is 60% water. Does that mean we are part watermelon, too?
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:08 am to JabarkusRussell
Personally, I didn't evolve from a monkey or a chimp. I know this, cuz I am not black.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:24 am to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
Never once have I heard this.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:13 am to JabarkusRussell
because they didn't?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:44 am to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
because Genesis
Faith in things not seen.
faith in well enforced propaganda.
some of that.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:23 pm to JabarkusRussell
So if I evolved from a chimpanzee why are they still around?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:35 pm to JabarkusRussell
Posted on 6/5/18 at 4:39 pm to JabarkusRussell
Because they understand evolutionary theory?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:37 pm to JabarkusRussell
All I want to know is who do I blame for my small penis: God or Evolution.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:50 pm to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
Monkey see, Monkey do
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:36 am to JabarkusRussell
quote:
Americans are growing up and out, according to a new report on changes in height and weight since 1960.The average height for men increased from just over 5-foot-8 in 1960 to 5-9? in 2002, while the average height for women increased from slightly over 5-3 in 1960 to 5-4 in 2002.
And the added girth:
The average weight for men rose "dramatically," in the CDC's words, from 166.3 pounds in 1960 to 191 pounds in 2002. Women went from 140.2 pounds in 1960 to 164.3 pounds in 2002.
We are still evolving to our environment even faster than ever before.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 9:07 am to JabarkusRussell
quote:One possible answer is that the ones who say it most could also be the ones who evolved the least (from said hypothetical monkey) and are still messing around with their long monkey
Why do people always say "I didn't evolve from a monkey?"
tails...
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 9:10 am
Posted on 6/6/18 at 10:15 am to JabarkusRussell
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