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Man cheats death after being stabbed in skull with key

Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:38 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:38 am
That might have hurt a little bit.
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“On April 18 at around 11 a.m., in a brawl at his village, the teenager was assaulted by someone and a bike key got lodged deep into his skull," Dr. Shailendra Uttamro Markad, who operated on the unidentified teen, said.
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“The surgery lasted about three and a half hours, during which we opened part of his skull to remove the lodged key," Markad said. “The victim has since recovered and is doing fine. He was discharged on April 21 evening, and is expected for a follow-up check this week.”


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Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66521 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:39 am to
trying to unlock his brain's full potential
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
66133 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:39 am to

Don't start none...
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16978 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:40 am to
In before some lib calls for banning bike keys.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55473 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:40 am to
Just press his eyeball and pull out the key. Three hours saved.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9096 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:40 am to
How did someone stab him with such force to penetrate the skull with a freaking key?

Hopefully they unlocked the secret to his success.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:44 am to
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:47 am to
Dudes head looks like a beat up coconut
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:49 am to
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Dudes head looks like a beat up coconut

Pretty damn lumpy.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2955 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:49 am to
If you’ve never thought of a key as a weapon then you sir are a sheep.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29289 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:51 am to
Now thats how you get crunk
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72683 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:51 am to
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then you sir are a sheep.


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Shepherd


You'd know.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19547 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:54 am to
Why not just grab the ring and jerk it out ?

Since Obama screwed everyone's insurance up we have to Dr ourselves.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20363 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:54 am to
Whoever threw that punch has some power.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35574 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 10:55 am to
If you start me up
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41909 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:05 am to
How does that not penetrate his brain?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4773 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:08 am to
hopefully this will turn out well for him and unlock is full potential and is the ignition for him to get his life out of of the tumbler
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79654 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:13 am to
Just think of the brightside........










he got a free haircut.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
19282 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:17 am to
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Just think of the brightside........ he got a free haircut.


Always a silver lining!
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 4/23/18 at 11:17 am to
He was clearly trying to prove Walking Dead skeptics wrong.

You CAN stab through the skull with sharp objects.
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