what is the strangest dream you've ever had

That I was CEO of some company whose gf was in the car and we drove off a bridge after she said "you came in me, that means something" and then I fell in lov3 with a Hispanic girl and things started to get really weird. Couldn’t wake up until I jumped off a building.

Groundhog is a well-know symbol for the male member.

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Not strangest but every so often my leg will cramp in a dream, then I'll wake up and my leg will be cramping. Always thought that was a little weird. On a side note, last night I dreamt I ate a doughnut and cinnamon roll in a dream, and was so disappointed when I woke up this morning and there were no doughnuts or cinnamon rolls.

Running from a rhino, while I was naked in Africa, I stumbled upon a remote tribal village, serious National Geographic shite, and no one would help me. The tribesmens all stared at the naked white man being chased by a rhino.

I have dreams within dreams and then explain the dreams in my dream. happens often. Matrix shite.

A while back I dreamt that I played for LSU and caught the winning TD against Bama.

The dream was so crazy Bc LSU will never beat Bama.

Latest crazy dream I had was that my dad took my truck and floored it in reverse to jump over a pool. The back tires made it, but the bottom of the truck got smashed on the edge of the pool.

He still was able to pull it off, though, and I was happy for a moment. Then, he started driving down the street and the engine fell out of the bottom of the truck. I was freaking out thinking "insurance company is never going to believe this shite, so I'm going to have to pay for a whole new truck, plus the remainder of the payments on this one".

I was so damned relieved when I woke up.

Craziest dreams to me are the ones where I "create" people that don't exist, or have music playing in the dream that I've never heard before. Apparently I can compose entire songs in a dream and can remember them for a little while after I wake, wish I could figure out how to do that in waking reality.

That I had went to Panama City Beach for spring break. I didn’t have much money, so I decided to buy hotog fixins for the week. The store didn’t have hotdog buns, so I got loaf bread instead. While I was in line to pay, someone behind me was heckling my decision to get hotdogs with loaf bread. I turned around and the heckler was.....John Denver.

Was in church, and was being chased by a wolf. Ran to hide under car seat, then ran to house but couldn't get door open. Wolf was on my arse the whole time. Woke up terrified. Then checked my sheets to see if I shite them. I didn't.