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Worst day ever
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:19 pm
Once while I lived/worked in Florida and had an hour long commute my stomach began rumbling just god awful. I was driving on interstate 10 and between exits when Bam! I just couldn’t hold it and began shitting myself, uncontrollable diarrhea.
I thought this was the worst day of my life.
Well.....
Just a few weeks ago I was home sick. I had it from both ends Diarrhea & throwing up. My wife had dropped our daughter off but I had to pick her up from school that afternoon, My wife then left town & I had no help to call and had to get her. So I took a small trash can with me in the car and prayed I could make the 10 min drive there and back without issue. I hadn’t been sick since that morning and thought I was in the clear. Wrong! Guess again! I find myself in car line violently vomiting, tears streaming out of my eyes, snot dripping from my nose and shitting myself with every subsequent dry heave. Every puke I poop simultaneously!
I was 30 cars back and this lasted for 5 min but felt like forever. I finally pull up and a teacher opens the door and almost immediately pukes at the smell that escapes from my car. My daughter climbs in and places her hand over her mouth/nose and looks at me in a concerning yet horrified way. We both say nothing. The teacher asks if everything is ok, I struggle to reply “no, it’s not”. I pull off all the while sitting in a pool of shite! Holding a trash can of vomit. Humiliated and desperate for help. We drove home in silence. I get out of the car and waddle to the back porch to strip and wash off before I go inside to change. I then spend an hour cleaning the car. Gagging. Crying. Broken.
Say what you will. No words can break a man as much as what I went threw in car line.
Just sold the car this week.
Worst friggin day ever.
Friggin car line.
Nightmare.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:21 pm to tigertrueAU
That’s hot. Tell me more.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:21 pm to tigertrueAU
I envisioned a better life as a mini-van driving, stay-at-home dad
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:23 pm to tigertrueAU
I laughed.
I cried.
Two thumbs up.
I cried.
Two thumbs up.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:24 pm to tigertrueAU
Your daughter deserves better
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:24 pm to tigertrueAU
I think of at least 10 worst says than that I've had in the last 5 years
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:25 pm to tigertrueAU
Yawn.
Karma
Auburn Tigers regularly shite the bed.
Karma
Auburn Tigers regularly shite the bed.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:25 pm to tigertrueAU
I'd probably off myself
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:26 pm to tigertrueAU
Did you disclose the damage to the car when you sold it?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:29 pm to tigertrueAU
I had the laugh olympics dog laugh going on when reading about the teacher opening the door.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:29 pm to Macavity92
Yep. Has to be certified as cleaned by a biologic waste handler permit holder or huge fines.
Same thing as a dead body car. Has to be biologically cleaned and certified as such on the title.
Same thing as a dead body car. Has to be biologically cleaned and certified as such on the title.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:31 pm to tigertrueAU
Not reading about all that shite. Literally.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:34 pm to tigertrueAU
None of that happened. But thanks for the 90 seconds of entertainment.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:37 pm to tigertrueAU
It’s good to read something actually funny once in a while. Upvote sir
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