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Old people farting in public
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:51 pm
It's like they put no effort to hide it. Just let em rip and make everyone puke like I almost did at Wal-Mart
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Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:52 pm to TigersHuskers
You gradually care less about what others think about you as you age. By 80 you absolutely dgaf
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:54 pm to TigersHuskers
That's because they're eating Oatmeal and watching Seinfeld everyday. They're depressed
Posted on 3/2/18 at 5:59 pm to TigersHuskers
Set your expectations low at Walmart.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:00 pm to TigersHuskers
My grandmaw is 83 and she doesnt have control anymore. when you get old shite dont work like it used to. Its really embarrassing for them because they know what their doing and theres nothing they can do about it.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:01 pm to TigersHuskers
That's one of the few things I'm looking forward to doing when I get old.
Those smug bastards at the church don't know what's coming.
Those smug bastards at the church don't know what's coming.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:02 pm to TigersHuskers
quote:
It's like they put no effort to hide it. Just let em rip and make everyone puke like I almost did at Wal-Mart
Suck it up sonny
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:04 pm to TigersHuskers
You mean like when the old dudes let the dick flop at the gym and are practically begging other dudes to look at their balls and arse?
Yea, old people dgaf
Yea, old people dgaf
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:09 pm to JungTige
quote:
watching Seinfeld everyday. They're depressed
Does not compute
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:14 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:15 pm to TigersHuskers
Let that be a reminder to keep your anal muscle in shape.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:17 pm to TigersHuskers
I rarely hide mine and enjoy ripping a silent one in public.
I let a skunk fart out at a youth basketball game last Saturday and stunk the whole section up.
The wife wasn't happy but I was
I let a skunk fart out at a youth basketball game last Saturday and stunk the whole section up.
The wife wasn't happy but I was
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:18 pm to East Coast Band
Here's a classic.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:23 pm to TigersHuskers
Kirkland’s
May 11, 2016
Fat woman in her 50s (probably 37 but looked 50)
Let out the wettest nastiest fart you could imagine and continued looking through the candle section like nothing happened.
Husband shook his head in shame.
I’ll never forget it.
May 11, 2016
Fat woman in her 50s (probably 37 but looked 50)
Let out the wettest nastiest fart you could imagine and continued looking through the candle section like nothing happened.
Husband shook his head in shame.
I’ll never forget it.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 6:44 pm to JungTige
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That's because they're eating Oatmeal and watching Seinfeld everyday.
Nope, don't eat that crap and I never watched any Seinfeld.
When we got to go, we go.
But really as to why old people farts stink. It is due to all the dam meds we take. It also gives us that old folk smell if you know what I mean. I take two to three showers a day to try to get that smell off me. 
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:04 pm to TigersHuskers
My father-in-law shamelessly drops them on the reg.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:07 pm to TigersHuskers
You mad that maw maw can put your weak flatulence to shame boy?
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:32 pm to TigersHuskers
The old people farting in public don't bother me at all. My gym has an elevator and the old people jump in and I don't even mind if they need to fart.
On the flip side, if your old arse is going to drive 25 in a 45, block traffic while turning into a grocery store or pharmacy, and block the shopping aisles while you talk, I may just help to try and take your pathetic life out.
On the flip side, if your old arse is going to drive 25 in a 45, block traffic while turning into a grocery store or pharmacy, and block the shopping aisles while you talk, I may just help to try and take your pathetic life out.
Posted on 3/2/18 at 7:44 pm to The Tom Arnold
Sounds like you were scarred for life
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