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Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47617 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
Summer 97. I came back from Colorado and surprised my gf at her apartment. She wouldn't let me inside. Instead, she gave me some brief kisses, told me she missed me and that she would see me that night.
Then shooed me away.
I could tell something was up and was baffled as to why her face stunk like butthole.

Then as I was leaving I saw a truck parked in front of her apartment with the license plate. TigrTodd. She had been lickin his sweaty taint when I knocked on the door.
True story I finally got her to admit that months later when drunk.


ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:44 pm
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116253 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:31 pm to
Winner, as usual..
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11332 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:33 pm to


Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6653 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

with the license plate. TigrTodd

Dude managed to get an eight figure plate, I think he earned it
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30632 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:00 pm to
Upvote, no, downvote.

I don't know what to do.

If true you should get a downvote.

If you made that up, you deserve an upvote.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136988 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

TigrTod.
I love that I get this reference and the utterly horrifying the visual that goes along with it
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16197 posts
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.

I’m guessing if she was licking Todd’s taint and it smelled like butthole, it was more than 1 D, likely a different D for every day of the week.
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