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The Great Cheese Conspiracy
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:20 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:20 am
Alright folks, here's the deal. I'm originally from up north- When I was young my parents would take me to the grocery store and while at the deli, they would ask the worker there if I could have a free slice of cheese. They'd always say yes and I would get some cheese out of the otherwise boring grocery trip. However, I moved down south and mentioned this off hand to my buddy and he looked at me like I was crazy!
We have a hypothesis that it's a regional thing but we just don't know for sure. Did y'all get the free cheese? If you wanna contribute to our understanding of this phenomena, you can also fill out this anonymous google form. Google Doc
Thoughts???
We have a hypothesis that it's a regional thing but we just don't know for sure. Did y'all get the free cheese? If you wanna contribute to our understanding of this phenomena, you can also fill out this anonymous google form. Google Doc
Thoughts???
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:21 am to trombonetiger
A lot of holes in this cheese conspiracy.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:21 am to trombonetiger
Your mother was probably banging the cheese slicer.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:22 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:22 am to trombonetiger
I have never thought to ask for free cheese. I have seen HEB here in Texas have cubes of cheese out to sample and you can ask for a sample of deli meat.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:23 am to trombonetiger
You sound like kind of a dick tbh.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:24 am to trombonetiger
No free cheese down south until you post pics of your wife on the OT. It's weird but that's the rule.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:25 am to trombonetiger
Should be titled "The Great South or Not Conspiracy"
:catsy:
ETA -
:catsy:
ETA -
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:30 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:29 am to trombonetiger
We used to get a free cookie at Winn Dixie’s and Brookshire’s. frick yo cheese, baw.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:32 am to trombonetiger
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When I was young my parents would take me to the grocery store and while at the deli, they would ask the worker there if I could have a free slice of cheese.
Lol poors
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:32 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:38 am to trombonetiger
No free cheese for carpetbag yankees.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:40 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:52 am to trombonetiger
Plenty people in the South get free cheese from the government.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:57 am to trombonetiger
quote:
Alright folks, here's the deal. I'm originally from up north-
Stopped there
Posted on 12/8/17 at 1:16 am to trombonetiger
I'm only familiar with the peanut butter conspiracy.
I used to the get the can of sardines.
I used to the get the can of sardines.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 1:21 am to trombonetiger
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Thoughts???
Down here, we get .99/lb ground beef after 7 PM. Just ask your Albertsons butcher; they'll know what you're talking about.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 5:08 am to trombonetiger
The best free cheese is government cheese!
If you ever had it you know what I'm talking about.
If you ever had it you know what I'm talking about.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 6:07 am to trombonetiger
You give us one example of this happening up north and that proves it is a great northern tradition?
Posted on 12/8/17 at 6:15 am to trombonetiger
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trombontiger
The free cheese you’re referring to is what we call lagniappe.
Usually, you’d end up buying that particular type of cheese if it’s good. That’s what we do with crawfish anyway.
Hope this helps.
Posted on 12/8/17 at 6:38 am to trombonetiger
Bring a kid to the store and ask for free cheese from the deli. That's the only way to truly answer this question. Maybe your buddy's mom never asked or wanted him to have cheese.
Publix gives free cookies to kids. Trader Joes has a basket of fruit for kids to have for free.
The Publix deli counter always offers a sample of the meat or cheese they're slicing for you.
Whole Foods often has 3-4 cheese samples throughout the store.
You can eat a full free meal at CostCo if you're there between 1 and 3.
I'd say we're good on free food in the South.
Publix gives free cookies to kids. Trader Joes has a basket of fruit for kids to have for free.
The Publix deli counter always offers a sample of the meat or cheese they're slicing for you.
Whole Foods often has 3-4 cheese samples throughout the store.
You can eat a full free meal at CostCo if you're there between 1 and 3.
I'd say we're good on free food in the South.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 6:39 am
Posted on 12/8/17 at 7:05 am to trombonetiger
if my mom got cheese or meat they would always give us a sample of it first to see if we liked the thickness of it. it wasnt just handed out though. i still see this
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