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Very sensitive subject related to IBS

Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:09 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:09 pm






I have IBS. Today I pooped in my pants at work. I ran to restroom and had to tolet paper dry my jimmies and finished the rest of the day. I probably smelled like butt. Nobody seemed to notice/mind. It wasn’t my proudest moment but it was a first. Anyone who has got this infuriating condition got any words of sympathy for me?


This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 7:10 pm
Posted by birdieman
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2012
1647 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:11 pm to
I shite my pants twice in olive garden today at lunch.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

 I ran to restroom and had to tolet paper dry my jimmies and finished the rest of the day

Gross baw. Go home and change. Do you live 2 hours from work or something?
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4877 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:11 pm to
??
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70608 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to
Could you not feel it coming on beforehand?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Do you live 2 hours from work or something?

I was too ashamed to go home and face the Mrs.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to
That’s an automatic “leave the office and take care of yourself event” dude.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138166 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

rebeloke
you make skillet seem well-adjusted
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Could you not feel it coming on beforehand?

Honestly, I farted and it was unexpected.
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:14 pm to
Always keep a change of clothes in the car.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18775 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:14 pm to
I have Crohn's. Currently 8 months into remission.
Never crapped my pants but I totally understand. Came close many times.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Always keep a change of clothes in the car.

^This
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 7:16 pm
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:16 pm to
I've trusted a few farts after a night of drinking that I shouldn't have but I definitely handled the situation immediately. Luckily never at work. I'd just tell the wife that I shite my pants.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179431 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:17 pm to
Does taking fiber supplements not help? Fiber works both ways and can harden your poop too.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:17 pm to
Good to know!
Posted by Doomaflochie
Member since Jan 2011
285 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:22 pm to
Why not run home to shower and change? “shite”, go to Walmart and buy underwear/pants/jeans and then head to the gym to shower. Something.

IBS is not a license to be a nasty frick.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12958 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Today I pooped in my pants at work.


This is funnier because you said "pooped".

Seriously, I would definitely keep a change of clothes handy.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

I have Crohn's. Currently 8 months into remission.

Never crapped my pants but I totally understand. Came close many times.


I can relate. I went through about a two year stretch in college when I couldn't eat out at a restaurant (because I didn't want to dump there and I'd never make it back to the house). It was ridiculous. I'd eat a sandwich and start walking to the bathroom so I wouldn't have to run in 60 seconds.

It was a great way to stay slim. Couldn't drink beer and I crapped almost immediately after most meals.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25095 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

got any words of sympathy for me?



I hope this doesn't affect your ability to have anal. I know it means the world to you.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17019 posts
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

I hope this doesn't affect your ability to have anal. I know it means the world to you.

You want to know how I know you’re gay?
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