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Very sensitive subject related to IBS
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:09 pm
I have IBS. Today I pooped in my pants at work. I ran to restroom and had to tolet paper dry my jimmies and finished the rest of the day. I probably smelled like butt. Nobody seemed to notice/mind. It wasn’t my proudest moment but it was a first. Anyone who has got this infuriating condition got any words of sympathy for me?
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:11 pm to rebeloke
I shite my pants twice in olive garden today at lunch.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:11 pm to rebeloke
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I ran to restroom and had to tolet paper dry my jimmies and finished the rest of the day
Gross baw. Go home and change. Do you live 2 hours from work or something?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to rebeloke
Could you not feel it coming on beforehand?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to jdeval1
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Do you live 2 hours from work or something?
I was too ashamed to go home and face the Mrs.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:12 pm to rebeloke
That’s an automatic “leave the office and take care of yourself event” dude.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:13 pm to rebeloke
quote:you make skillet seem well-adjusted
rebeloke
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:13 pm to shutterspeed
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Could you not feel it coming on beforehand?
Honestly, I farted and it was unexpected.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:14 pm to rebeloke
Always keep a change of clothes in the car.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:14 pm to rebeloke
I have Crohn's. Currently 8 months into remission.
Never crapped my pants but I totally understand. Came close many times.
Never crapped my pants but I totally understand. Came close many times.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:15 pm to cj35
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Always keep a change of clothes in the car.
^This
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:16 pm to rebeloke
I've trusted a few farts after a night of drinking that I shouldn't have but I definitely handled the situation immediately. Luckily never at work. I'd just tell the wife that I shite my pants.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:17 pm to rebeloke
Does taking fiber supplements not help? Fiber works both ways and can harden your poop too.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:22 pm to rebeloke
Why not run home to shower and change? “shite”, go to Walmart and buy underwear/pants/jeans and then head to the gym to shower. Something.
IBS is not a license to be a nasty frick.
IBS is not a license to be a nasty frick.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:26 pm to rebeloke
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Today I pooped in my pants at work.
This is funnier because you said "pooped".
Seriously, I would definitely keep a change of clothes handy.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:29 pm to jcaz
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I have Crohn's. Currently 8 months into remission.
Never crapped my pants but I totally understand. Came close many times.
I can relate. I went through about a two year stretch in college when I couldn't eat out at a restaurant (because I didn't want to dump there and I'd never make it back to the house). It was ridiculous. I'd eat a sandwich and start walking to the bathroom so I wouldn't have to run in 60 seconds.
It was a great way to stay slim. Couldn't drink beer and I crapped almost immediately after most meals.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:31 pm to rebeloke
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got any words of sympathy for me?
I hope this doesn't affect your ability to have anal. I know it means the world to you.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:35 pm to CCTider
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I hope this doesn't affect your ability to have anal. I know it means the world to you.
You want to know how I know you’re gay?
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