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re: Daughter (8) opened her big gift from FedEx today, super bummed.

Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:14 pm to
I got 9 downvotes bunch of Grinch mofos in here
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21678 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:16 pm to
Sounds like she just ruined her Xmas by opening packages that are not hers. How about some discipline, "Dad"? You think this is bad? Wait until she opens the package with the big black vibrator!
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
6214 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:21 pm to
Tell her that by opening the box, she killed Santa Claus.
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:24 pm to
Downvote for turning your kids into useless gamers.

How about teaching them to read a book or tinker with science experiments instead.
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

but I own a switch and ps4 already


And an XBOX? That’s a lot of consoles baw!

Maybe you should buy her a book.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65532 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

The wife
quote:

she teaches

i have seen this play out before
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9244 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:51 pm to
Have you tried hitting her?
Posted by AllsGroovn
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2005
1949 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:52 pm to
Wrap it up as a gift from you instead of Santa. That way you get credit, not Santa.

or, just get some games for Christmas morning.

Later in the week wrap up something horrible in a box and leave it on the doorstep, when she opens something else that isn't hers she'll regret it.

Teach the kids that it's illegal to open other people's mail.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 4:59 pm to
You're over-thinking this. Just tell your daughter that was her gift and she has to wrap it back up as her Christmas present. Then tell her not to open other peoples mail.
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4450 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

But now wtf do I do about her big gift?


My Little Stripper Pole.

She's obviously growing up in a dysfunctional family with a daddy who can't handle her. Might as well give her a head start on life.


This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 5:01 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17371 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:06 pm to
Wait, you got your kid an awesome gift, that had you not lied about she would have been thrilled and YOU are bummed? Wow. So:
A: Tell the truth, she is happy a little early
B: Don't hang on to your kid's emotions regarding a holiday, they just want presents, whenever
C: What to get her NOW?! She got her damned gift! Stop being ridiculous! You shoulda never lied.
This post was edited on 11/27/17 at 6:07 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53545 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:08 pm to
Why would you buy a bike for your kid? Just get one from Gordon McKernan
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:18 pm to
Why is your 8 year old opening things that aren't addressed to her? If I had done this as a kid, it would have been my arse.
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:20 pm to
Wait....you play Nintendo. How old are you
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30971 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:29 pm to
Take it back and get her into something else before it’s too late. This is a blessing in disguise, don’t waste this second chance.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63940 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 6:37 pm to
Your only play now is to purchase your daughter an F150 with truck nuts for Christmas.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9899 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:04 pm to
Get her an Atari
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24666 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:09 pm to
You really sound like a dork.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37280 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:24 pm to
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I'm so fkn bummed out about this.


Hopefully you’ll get over it and live to fight another day.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 11/27/17 at 7:38 pm to
Not to be that guy, but I think I'd be more worried about having an 8 year old child that runs around opening packages that are delivered to my house without even asking.
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