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Three Choice Friday!
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:53 am
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:53 am
You have tHree options (just because):
1. Spend 1 year in North Korea with the woman of your choice and a $1500 monthly allowance while under constant surveillance and routine (sometimes daily) home "inspections".
2. Work and be housed in an underground facility for a year while making roughly $75k/yr while having to pay for rent and food and never going top side.
3. Wear the clothing, go to the events, attend the games of the team you despise the most for a year while not being able to bad mouth them at all or find yourself in a jail serving a 5 year sentence.
Yeah, they're all crazy ideas. Just a little fun for Friday.
1. Spend 1 year in North Korea with the woman of your choice and a $1500 monthly allowance while under constant surveillance and routine (sometimes daily) home "inspections".
2. Work and be housed in an underground facility for a year while making roughly $75k/yr while having to pay for rent and food and never going top side.
3. Wear the clothing, go to the events, attend the games of the team you despise the most for a year while not being able to bad mouth them at all or find yourself in a jail serving a 5 year sentence.
Yeah, they're all crazy ideas. Just a little fun for Friday.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 10:55 am
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:54 am to FieldMink
3 - sporting events
easy
ETA: what sabi said
easy
ETA: what sabi said
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 10:55 am
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:54 am to FieldMink
4. Leave your gay thread and never return.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:54 am to FieldMink
WHAT THE frick?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:54 am to FieldMink
3 easily. Either live in North Korea, live underground or go to football games. Hmm, let me think.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:55 am to FieldMink
I'd go #2, for sure. #3 is solid and I don't even do much team bashing, but I can't promise there wouldn't be a slip up, and it's not worth 5 years in jail.
2 is the obvious answer. What the heck would be the argument for 1 over 2?
2 is the obvious answer. What the heck would be the argument for 1 over 2?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:55 am to FieldMink
4. Ignore your posts for the next year. Profit.
Crazy, I know.
Crazy, I know.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:56 am to shel311
quote:
What the heck would be the argument for 1 over 2
Well, least you're with the woman of your choice? lol
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:57 am to FieldMink
quote:
1. Spend 1 year in North Korea with the woman of your choice and a $1500 monthly allowance while under constant surveillance and routine (sometimes daily) home "inspections".
Can we assume our physical contact is consensual?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:58 am to TheAlmightySmash
quote:
Can we assume our physical contact is consensual?
You sure can
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:59 am to FieldMink
quote:Im' pretty sure that wasn't in there when it was originally posted.
Well, least you're with the woman of your choice? lol
It obviously makes #1 more enticing but if I go to NK for 1 year, it's a fair assumption that I will die there, so that's out. What could have been with me and Sierra Skye in NK for 1 year!!!
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:59 am to FieldMink
#1. I could keep clean for a year. Come back, write a book on the experience and be rich.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:59 am to FieldMink
quote:
1. Spend 1 year in North Korea with the woman of your choice and a $1500 monthly allowance while under constant surveillance and routine (sometimes daily) home "inspections".
Is there a guarantee of safety assuming we don't do dumb shite while in their country?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:00 am to TheAlmightySmash
quote:Considering you're likely taking some rich/famouns celebrity to NK to split $1500/month with, she's not going to be very happy with you, I don't think the odds are in your favor.
Can we assume our physical contact is consensual?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:00 am to TigerFanatic99
quote:This.
Is there a guarantee of safety assuming we don't do dumb shite while in their country?
OP said we can assume the fun stuff is consensual. If you assume this as well, then I'm on board with #1.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:01 am to FieldMink
quote:
2. Work and be housed in an underground facility for a year while making roughly $75k/yr while having to pay for rent and food and never going top side.
So like being on a submarine... only with better pay.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:02 am to FieldMink
i want to spend a year with the woman of my dreams while not working underground while making more than $75k wearing clothing for a team i love and attending those games
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:02 am to FieldMink
ez answer. #1
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:03 am to FieldMink
quote:I need clarification on the nature of these "home inspections" and examples of failed inspections and consequences?
while under constant surveillance and routine (sometimes daily) home "inspections".
Also, 99% of that $1500/month stipend is going to water for hydration purposes, no doubt.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:03 am to FieldMink
quote:
Spend 1 year in North Korea with the woman of your choice and a $1500 monthly
This one. Who the frick wouldn't choose this one?
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