What are some of your most embarrassing moments?

Caught slammin' the salami at a local park by some fishermen.

Shittin my drawers freshmen year of HS

In 5th grade I showed up to my friends Halloween party. He was a new friend, and we were all super cool skater kids (or so we thought) I wasn't aware that we were too cool to not wear costumes.

So when I showed up in my Grim reaper costume, sythe and all, and a dozen or so guys and girls were wearing their normal clothes, it was pretty embarrassing. Maybe not so much embarrassing as depressing realizing it would be the last year I would dress up

When my son was 4, were were waiting in line to check out at Target. There was a very obese lady right in front of us and he loudly yelled out, "Daddy, she looks just like Jabba The Hut."

I apologized with a very red face.

I was about 10, and my mom let me go hang out at a local fair with a bunch of kids from school. It had been raining off and on all day. We were lined up for the bumper cars and when the guy opened the gates we all took off for the fastest cars. I slipped on on the metal flooring and slid about 4 feet on my arse. Ended up with a mud stain on my arse that looked like I shite myself and had to stay that way till mom came and got me.

When my son was 4 I got him a black lab for Christmas and he wanted to name him Digger. We went to pet smart a couple weeks later and it was right next to a shopping center with restaurants. A group of black people were in the parking lot at their cars talking and we got out and Digger got away from us somehow and my boy starts chasing him yelling "Come here Digger!" Sounded like something different.

First job right out of college. Did a presentation in front of 20 or so classmates during training.
My zipper broke.
Career could only go up from there.

In ‘88 I was leaving Lockett basement after bombing my Spanish final. Already pissed about that, I came up the steps and then when walking down the few steps to street level I somehow busted my arse and tumbled to the ground in front of a couple of dozen people sitting around talking or studying. Good thing was I was pretty much past them and I bounced right up and kept walking toward the quad without looking back. So they didn’t see my face, which somehow lessened the embarrassment.

Another one was a few years later here in Jax. Got a drink at the bar at Fat Tuesday and was heading to the main floor down two steps. I slipped on a wet spot. The hand with the drink in it went straight up and the drink literally came straight down on my head. It sucked.

Some of yall have heard this story before, but I'll tell it again:
The most embarrassing day of my life started like any other, I dressed in my custom tailored Alexander Amosu. I narrowly avoided embarrrasment when i made the stupid half awake mistake of putting on my Air Jordan Silvers. Luckily i noticed and changed into my custom fit Testonis. I walked down my stairwell lined with my original Picasso, Paul Cézanne, van Gogh and of course my cheap Klimt. I left my seven story mansion built into a mountain on a private island to go to a meeting with my accountant and tax attorney at the headquarters of my private international investment and R&D firm. We were discussing my offshore accounts and charitable donations. I was talking the whole meeting about how great my new Ferrari was. They wanted to see it, but i said we needed to finish going over my finances and figuring out how to efficiently fund the several anonymous humanitarian foundations i oversee as chairman. While they drafted a few things for me to sign, i went outside and noticed my OT 10 secretary was giving me some horny looks. I walked over to her, whispered some french poetry in her ear and she grabbed me right in the crotch. Two and a half hours later, and an hour after a few of her super model friends had shown up and i pleased them all, i went back in and signed the papers my attorney had prepared. So we all walked outside to see my new Ferrari and i was so embarrassed when i realized i had driven my Fisker Tramonto by accident. I felt so dumb. But we all had a good laugh.

I park my vehicle at a buddies before a Ballgame.Got out and shut the locked door on my right thumb.I fished the keys out of my pocket with my left hand and dropped them.

I couldn't reach them.

My buddy came out and after laughing for a good while he unlocked the door and freed my thumb.