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re: Would you rather be married to Kate Upton or Taylor Swift

Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:56 am to
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4438 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

s pure and simple racism. One of my friends told me her Mississippi baw husband said he would divorce her if he found out she had slept with a black guy.

For her and their kids’ sakes I hope it never happens, but I’d love to see the look on his face if he ever finds out this black guy was her first, and many more times over the years.



I smell a load of BULL CRAP.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4182 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Kate Upton Mom




Looks an awful lot like Christie Brinkley.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51640 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:58 am to
Taylor. Has more brains and a backbone as well.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 8:59 am to
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Unfortunate looking chunked up balding white Baws feel some sort of inadequacy


For the record, I'm not balding.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:01 am to
never understood the obsession with Upton. Yeah she's good looking, but not drop dead gorgeous or anything. Plus she somehow accomplishes looking both fat and not fat at the same time... I can't explain it. Give me Taylor
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22714 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:04 am to
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Plus she somehow accomplishes looking both fat and not fat at the same time..



Oh, she's fat. She's also hot. These conflicting facts create a lot of anxiety in the OT hivemind.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
62224 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:12 am to
This is not even a legit question.


WTF is wrong with young kinds these days



Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:15 am to
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Ever wonder why rich women almost always look better than poor/middle class? Because they can afford to take better care of themselves

because rich guys marry hot girls not ugly ones
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:39 am to
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It’s pure and simple racism. One of my friends told me her Mississippi baw husband said he would divorce her if he found out she had slept with a black guy. For her and their kids’ sakes I hope it never happens, but I’d love to see the look on his face if he ever finds out this black guy was her first, and many more times over the years.


Please admit, that it shocks you that this OTer had no idea abot Upton and the BBC and could really care less. Since I find them both very attractive, I guess I'd take the money. Although I think Kate would be more of a freak in bed,,,,,,,,,, Hhhhmmmm I'm doubting my decision here.

(SS sure got a strange fascination with BBC, LOL)
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:40 am to
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For the record, I'm not balding.










Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:42 am to
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I find Upton quite a bit hotter but she looks like she could blow up, her family has billions so money's a wash.


Wait what? Upton's family has Billions? Sonuvabitch......
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14454 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:42 am to
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Taylor. Has more brains and a backbone as well.


Quite visible, too, just like all the rest of her skeleton.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68536 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:44 am to
Only Taylor swift if I am able to collect royalties from her break up song

Otherwise it's Kate all day
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 9:50 am
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36824 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:44 am to
Probably Kate. Would always be thinking about how great the sex with Taylor would be, but I’m not trying to be immortalized in some hit song after she randomly divorces.

Kate seems more loyal. Plus I know she’s a freak since fappening
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:45 am to
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You guys are stupid....Kate’s mom

Taylor's mom


Well, maybe you should start a "Which mom would you bang thread".....
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68536 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:45 am to
If that were the case then why is she with verlander when she can get fricked by Mandingo
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18857 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:47 am to
oh really? Do elaborate
Posted by TigerSaints318
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2009
1798 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 9:52 am to
Upton no doubt.

1. Gimme dem big arse titties! I know they'll start heading south, but she can pay for the upkeep.
2. See seems much more fun in the sack and more fun in general.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3630 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:01 am to
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Would always be thinking about how great the sex with Taylor would be


I bet it would be uneventful.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18857 posts
Posted on 10/21/17 at 10:03 am to
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Please admit, that it shocks you that this OTer had no idea abot Upton and the BBC and could really care less. Since I find them both very attractive, I guess I'd take the money. Although I think Kate would be more of a freak in bed,,,,,,,,,, Hhhhmmmm I'm doubting my decision here.



Congrats to you, but I would bet you’re in a small minority. I can blend in pretty well and am often shocked to hear what even my white male friends say about white girls who have been with black guys.
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