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Should I try dick pills?

Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:19 pm
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14937 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:19 pm
What's the deal with all the young men using dick pills? Assuming you can already cut glass, what do they do?

I can seriously close my eyes and concetrate for less than a minute and produce a diamond. Never thought I needed them, but I'm half retarded and have probably been missing out on something.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:22 pm to
I think you are selling yourself short.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120758 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:23 pm to
You think you have a diamond

Til you try peptides

Dick so hard it hurts
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35722 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:26 pm to
They are awesome if you snort em.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

but I'm half retarded


too easy
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6646 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:30 pm to
Ask your boyfriend.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131573 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:31 pm to
If your boyfriend is telling you to try them, you probably should.


Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
917 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 5:36 am to
I think you should try a real dick.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
62199 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:08 am to
quote:

I can seriously close my eyes and concetrate for less than a minute and produce a diamond.


If true, you have answered your own question. No you dont


Leaves more for us old guys
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:08 am to
Just buy a penis pump
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:10 am to
A strong dose of hemlock will make your pecker hard and it won't hurt.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38874 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:14 am to
quote:

I'm half retarded


You're good. Slow guys always have a hammer in their pants.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26207 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:15 am to
You should. This will eliminate your need to watch gay porn before you frick your twink.
Posted by biggsc
32.4767389, 35.5697717
Member since Mar 2009
34209 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 11:55 am to
Do you have a small wee-wee?
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 12:53 pm to
If you've had no visits from the dead parakeet, they certainly aren't necessary. What they will add that can be a plus, is in many cases you'll find the goal post will stay up between touchdowns.. ...no half time / down time at all... which is cool if she can handle it or still wants it... and you want to put out the extra effort.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2319 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 1:22 pm to
They are helpful if you have true ED due to illness, etc. They are no super stud pill that will make you last longer. They do not work if you are drunk.
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