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Couple refuses to cease car sex

Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:05 pm
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:05 pm
Some humorous quotes here
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Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:07 pm to
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a gold Pontiac Grand Am


Checks out
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:09 pm to
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Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to frick.”



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This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:09 pm to
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“No. I’m trying to frick.”
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:10 pm to
Those humorous quotes, along with pics, would've really helped out your post.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76846 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:12 pm to
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, “It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”

This argument never works for me in the women's locker room at Lifetime Fitness.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:13 pm to
In a story about people too busy giving a frick to give a frick, there's also mention of other Oktoberfest activities, like dachshund races and lots of beer.

Now, that's just funny right there.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 12:15 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:13 pm to
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After Puttkemery finally stepped out of the Pontiac, naked, he became argumentative and accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,”
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:14 pm to
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some humorous quotes here


posts no quotes
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:22 pm to
Imagine the officer while writing this report.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:22 pm to
I had the cops pull up on me late night weekends in the parking lot of the Highland Rd Park on highland behind the neighborhood Village St George back in my high school days. Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:24 pm to
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smoking gun dot com


Is this a real website or another like The Onion?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:28 pm to
once you start you can't be expected to stop
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:29 pm to
Zero fricks given...


Well, at least one frick.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:30 pm to
IWHI
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:31 pm to
Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to frick.”

accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,”

Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:31 pm to
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ccording to police, a La Crosse resident yesterday called 911 around 3:25 AM to report a suspected prowler in an alley behind her home.
non story
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68539 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:50 pm to
Tommy is back
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 2:31 pm to
Ive never understood why having sex in a private vehicle is illegal. Especially when no one can see you. This is got to be one of those old, bible-beating, hold-over blue laws that were left on the books to appease soccer moms and generate revenue for the courts and law enforcement.

If, at least in LA, your car is truly an extension of your home, then does this mean I can be arrested for fricking in my own bed? What about the thousands of people a year who frick in mobile homes? 18 wheelers with sleeper cabs(tandem driving with wife, very common)? RVs? Tag trailers and fifth wheels? Pickup trucks with camper tops? Pickup trucks with bed covers?
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 2:32 pm
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