O.J. Simpson freed from Nevada prison after 9 years

Just in time to go to Hef's funeral.

Now he can get back to looking for the killer!! He's gotta be hiding on a golf course somewhere...

The slicer and dicer goes free. Undeniable evidence that our legal system is completely kaput.

Hopefully someone mows him over in their car and then we give a parade in honor of that hero. OJ went into prison in a pre-smart phone society, so he's in for a rude awakening with everyone recording and taunting him at all times. Everyone is obligated to make his life a living hell due to murdering Ron and Nicole, not to mention the abuse of women as a whole.

And the fifth quarter ends, ladies and gentlemen.

Good he served his time