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Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:15 am to Cosmo
quote:
At a hotel in phoenix. Chick at the front desk is the typical fake blond 20 something scottsdale bimbo
That being said would bang
Went out to buy a 6 pack of beer and walking in she saw it and said "looks like a party, might join you later." I said sure thing, you knwo my room number.
This could go 3 ways
She comes over i bang and get herpes
She doesnt come. (Probably the preferable option)
She comes with her trash boyfriend who robs me.
Was this in Scottsdale or another part of Phoenix?
I have a similar story from The Red Lion in Tempe. I went to the front desk at around 1130pm to ask if they had a wine bottle opener. The hispanic girl working was kinda cute and said something like, "Here's a bottle opener. Do you need some help drinking it too?"
Being the klutz that I've always been when it comes to flirting with girls, I didn't say anything.
She had a friend there hanging out with her and her friend said, "Oh my God you are such a hoe."
When I was walking away I heard one of them say, "He was cute."
For me, it could have gone three ways:
1) She comes over to bang and my wife murders her and then me.
2) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until we bang.
3) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until she falls asleep because she can't bang that week for woman reasons.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:20 am to ksayetiger
I fapped then cried myself to sleep
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:20 am to Cosmo
Gotta love a trashy hotel clerk with a big set.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:21 am to Cosmo
quote:glad I didn't have to pay for a hotel room to do the exact same thing, twinsie
fapped then cried myself to sleep
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:24 am to Cosmo
option 4. Just jack off and go to bed.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:42 am to Cosmo
quote:
She comes with her trash boyfriend who robs me.
This is why you always carry when staying in hotels. Never answer the door without it.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:43 am to Cosmo
quote:
Went out to buy a 6 pack of beer
6 packs are for pussies.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:45 am to Cosmo
I fapped then cried myself to sleep
Thank God. I was worried about you.
Thank God. I was worried about you.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 7:49 am to CubsFanBudMan
quote:
6 packs are for pussies.
If you are actually trying to pick up the desk bitch, bring in some tequila and margarita mix. When she makes the comment about a party, say "oh no...i completely forgot the limes, can you bring some? What time do you get off?"
Posted on 9/23/17 at 8:00 am to Cosmo
quote:
phoenix
Only reason to believe she would be above OT5
Posted on 9/23/17 at 8:08 am to SabiDojo
quote:
Solid
I am 1/1 on that method
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Although it was about 10 years ago, i dont touch that mexican poison now
Posted on 9/23/17 at 8:16 am to StringedInstruments
quote:
For me, it could have gone three ways:
1) She comes over to bang and my wife murders her and then me.
2) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until we bang.
3) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until she falls asleep because she can't bang that week for woman reasons.
4) you bring her in stairwell and wax that arse.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 8:50 am to Cosmo
Bimbo as in big eyes?
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 8:51 am
Posted on 9/23/17 at 8:59 am to Cosmo
Drinking alone is the first sign of alcoholism.
Posted on 9/23/17 at 9:07 am to Cosmo
quote:
I fapped then cried myself to sleep
So when you leave today, remember to mention it.
"Really messed up, you left me and everyone else hanging last night"
"If you weren't going to come, you should have said so, I wasted a lot of chloroform and trash bags because of you"
This post was edited on 9/23/17 at 9:09 am
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