re: Anybody have a sex with hotel front desk chick story?

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At a hotel in phoenix. Chick at the front desk is the typical fake blond 20 something scottsdale bimbo

That being said would bang

Went out to buy a 6 pack of beer and walking in she saw it and said "looks like a party, might join you later." I said sure thing, you knwo my room number.

This could go 3 ways
She comes over i bang and get herpes
She doesnt come. (Probably the preferable option)
She comes with her trash boyfriend who robs me.

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Was this in Scottsdale or another part of Phoenix?

I have a similar story from The Red Lion in Tempe. I went to the front desk at around 1130pm to ask if they had a wine bottle opener. The hispanic girl working was kinda cute and said something like, "Here's a bottle opener. Do you need some help drinking it too?"

Being the klutz that I've always been when it comes to flirting with girls, I didn't say anything.

She had a friend there hanging out with her and her friend said, "Oh my God you are such a hoe."

When I was walking away I heard one of them say, "He was cute."

For me, it could have gone three ways:

1) She comes over to bang and my wife murders her and then me.
2) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until we bang.
3) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until she falls asleep because she can't bang that week for woman reasons.

Gotta love a trashy hotel clerk with a big set.

option 4. Just jack off and go to bed.

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Went out to buy a 6 pack of beer

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6 packs are for pussies.

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6 packs are for pussies.

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If you are actually trying to pick up the desk bitch, bring in some tequila and margarita mix. When she makes the comment about a party, say "oh no...i completely forgot the limes, can you bring some? What time do you get off?"

Solid

Kobe?

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For me, it could have gone three ways: 

1) She comes over to bang and my wife murders her and then me. 
2) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until we bang. 
3) She doesn't come and my wife and I drink wine until she falls asleep because she can't bang that week for woman reasons.

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4) you bring her in stairwell and wax that arse.

Yes...

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I fapped then cried myself to sleep

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So when you leave today, remember to mention it.

"Really messed up, you left me and everyone else hanging last night"

"If you weren't going to come, you should have said so, I wasted a lot of chloroform and trash bags because of you"