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re: Your Favorite Quotes - inspirational, funny, etc.

Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:08 am to
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:08 am to
quote:

"In closing, I want to leave you wid a gata chant dat I just luv... 1, 2, 3, fo, 5, dem gatas don't take no jive."
Halle Burry isssss Halle Burry.
Posted by Kegg
Lockport, LA
Member since Jul 2004
1006 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:09 am to
"Do math, not meth."
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:09 am to
"oh yeah, well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you" - my mom
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
266204 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:12 am to
God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shite we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Fight Club
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
867 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:12 am to
"White folks was in caves while we were building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology [sic] and mathematics before Socrates and those Greek homos ever got around to it."

-Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton, Jr.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
33090 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:14 am to
Cake or Death?!
-Eddie Izzard
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3191 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:14 am to
"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right."
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6235 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:18 am to
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors."
- Weldon Drew
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6842 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:25 am to
Defeat doesn't finish a man, quit does. A man is not finished when he's defeated. He's finished when he quits- Nixon

Don't do drugs coz if u do drugs then you'll end up in prison and drugs are really expensive in prison

Remember, no matter how well you do, you can always do better. So why bother trying?
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:27 am to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
63642 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:29 am to
"Its a shame youth is wasted on the young"



Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:29 am to
Humor is freedom from the necessity of any condition, high or low.
Adi da samraj
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14907 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:32 am to
quote:

"teach a man to fish, feed him for a life time" 

-Jesus





This post was edited on 9/15/17 at 11:34 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
29061 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

My favorite comedian of all time. A few others from Mitch Hedberg


Every book is a childrens book if the kid can read

This shirt is dry clean only, which means its dirty

Im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 11:40 am to
"When the going gets tough, shut up and do your job."

Troy Landry
Posted by reggo75
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2016
1433 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:00 pm to
"The more I practice, the luckier I get" ~Arnold Palmer
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20787 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:02 pm to
"Where did all those fricking Indians come from?" - George Custer.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
19861 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:13 pm to
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

Jack Handy
Posted by 62cst
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
342 posts
Posted on 9/15/17 at 12:32 pm to
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? Carlin
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