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BYU fan here again.
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:49 am
Posted on 8/27/17 at 9:49 am
Well..........
A couple days ago I said the only way BYU could have any chance against LSU was if BYU won the turnover battle. I would like to officially change my stance...
Here is what would need to happen for BYU to even be in the game (if its played).
LSU at a 99.9% chance of victory.
Event #1.
LSU first and second string players get sick from food poison and the third and fourth string players have become the starters.
LSU at a 98.6% chance of victory.
Event #2
The bus that has the LSU 3rd and 4th string players gets lost on the way to the stadium and the LSU cheerleaders are called up to play.
LSU 96.4% chance of victory.
Event #3
The BYU Mormon population pray for the angels to help the team like on angels in the outfield. The angels come but even with their help BYU couldn't move the ball vs LSU D.
LSU 95.9 chance of victory.
Event %4
After a field goal on their first drive the entire LSU offense gets kicked out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct and only the defense can play for the remainder of the game.
LSU 100% chance of victory.
Event #5
This would completely suck and I don't want this to happen but still.
Game gets canceled due to flooding. BYU fans are so relieved they party and bring in 10,000 kegs of root beer.
All in all if the game happens (which I hope it does you guys have been waiting long enough for a game) it will be a good preseason game for LSU.
Hope your all having a good Sunday.
A couple days ago I said the only way BYU could have any chance against LSU was if BYU won the turnover battle. I would like to officially change my stance...
Here is what would need to happen for BYU to even be in the game (if its played).
LSU at a 99.9% chance of victory.
Event #1.
LSU first and second string players get sick from food poison and the third and fourth string players have become the starters.
LSU at a 98.6% chance of victory.
Event #2
The bus that has the LSU 3rd and 4th string players gets lost on the way to the stadium and the LSU cheerleaders are called up to play.
LSU 96.4% chance of victory.
Event #3
The BYU Mormon population pray for the angels to help the team like on angels in the outfield. The angels come but even with their help BYU couldn't move the ball vs LSU D.
LSU 95.9 chance of victory.
Event %4
After a field goal on their first drive the entire LSU offense gets kicked out of the game for unsportsmanlike conduct and only the defense can play for the remainder of the game.
LSU 100% chance of victory.
Event #5
This would completely suck and I don't want this to happen but still.
Game gets canceled due to flooding. BYU fans are so relieved they party and bring in 10,000 kegs of root beer.
All in all if the game happens (which I hope it does you guys have been waiting long enough for a game) it will be a good preseason game for LSU.
Hope your all having a good Sunday.
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