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Does your SO know you still masterbate?
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:18 pm
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:18 pm
3 years and I'm certain my wife has no clue I like to rub out every now and then
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Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:20 pm to LSU6262
I do it in front of her so I'm sure she is aware
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:20 pm to LSU6262
Yeah, probably.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:21 pm to LSU6262
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This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:21 pm to LSU6262
Congrats on the dumb wife
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to LSU6262
Yeah
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to LSU6262
One time she asked for me to put some lotion on her back, yeah sure hold still.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to LSU6262
Why would anybody want to masturbate when they have a wife?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to LSU6262
quote:pics?
my wife has no clue I like to rub out
I'm actually attracted to dumb fwiw
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to LSU6262
She probably knows why there are white streaks on the fitted sheet on my side of the bed.
This post was edited on 8/26/17 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to LSU6262
She is probably tickling the curtains while you are rubbing one out.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to LSU6262
quote:Dude, you crank that bait in bed with her a few times and she'll get the idea.
3 years and I'm certain my wife has no clue I like to rub out every now and then
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:28 pm to LSU6262
No.
She thinks I'm having an affair.
She thinks I'm having an affair.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:31 pm to LSU6262
ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.
GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..
ELAINE: Why?
JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..
ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?
JERRY: Because you're a woman!
ELAINE: So what?
JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.
JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.
GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..
ELAINE: Why?
JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..
ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?
JERRY: Because you're a woman!
ELAINE: So what?
JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.
ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.
JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:34 pm to LSU6262
I've never "rubbed one out" so no.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:35 pm to LSU6262
Yeah. Sometimes she helps.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:37 pm to LSU6262
Of course she knows. She does it too
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:38 pm to LSU6262
I'm sure she knows.
I have no idea if she does or not. Really wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.
I have no idea if she does or not. Really wouldn't be surprised if she didn't.
This post was edited on 8/26/17 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:41 pm to LSU6262
Of course I know.
Besides with the fertility stuff...he has to on demand at times.
Besides with the fertility stuff...he has to on demand at times.
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:42 pm to LSU6262
Ahhh I remember the first time she caught me. Wasn't as funny as the second time though!
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