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re: Annoying things you found out about your wife/gf when you moved in together

Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
72636 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:50 pm to
You needed to hire a handyman, man.

Bad news, she might try to seduce him.

Good news, she won't ever finish the affair.
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9853 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:51 pm to
She loses the remote constantly. I have to look for that thing everyday. Also, she leaves plates and cups all around the house.
Posted by sandwolf
Member since Jun 2015
61 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

How much toilet paper a woman can consume.


Yea, this one really got me too....it's insane.
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:53 pm to
I sleep in the dark. Women who must sleep with the TV on. Irritating as hell.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
15917 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:53 pm to
She takes me being quiet and enjoying time to myself as "somethings wrong" and that i "dont like her" when really im around people all day and when i get home i would like 30 minutes to myself with no human interaction.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:54 pm to
This is a trap. After 17 years of marriage I know this is a trap and will not participate.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69074 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Yea, this one really got me too....it's insane.




I started buying in bulk off Amazon. Got tired of buying tp after she would just spend the weekend over. After we broke up I had a year supply of TP. It was great.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32721 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

she vacuumed EVERY day while I was trying to relax after work


you divorced baws are all the same. How dare she!!!

Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85063 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 1:59 pm to
I don't know of any handyman you can hire to make small baskets and handwritten labels to place on baskets, and place into all the bathroom drawers. ie, "razors and accessories", "lip balm, etc", "hair ties"..
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
34928 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:00 pm to
That she washes clothes EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

My power bill is ridiculous.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
72636 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:00 pm to
I would but I can't read or spell.

Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85063 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:01 pm to
Just draw pictures.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:02 pm to
My ex-wife wiped boogers on the side of my couch just under the arm rest where I couldn't see.

Just one of the myriad of reasons to never get married. These days you can get the milk without buying the cow anyway.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85063 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:03 pm to
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My ex-wife wiped boogers on the side of my couch just under the arm rest where I couldn't see.

Jesus...
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:04 pm to
Her idea of where things go and my idea of where they go are totally different. Wherever I put something, no matter what it is, she will inevitably move it to where she thinks it should go. That way when I go looking for it again, it's not where I left it. So it becomes like a damn scavenger hunt and then she has the nerve to get annoyed when I ask where she put it.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:09 pm to
She doesn't have specific places where she puts certain things (keys, remotes, purse etc) so she's always losing shite or asking me if I've seen it or if I can help her find it.
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129047 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

quote:
How much toilet paper a woman can consume.

Yea, this one really got me too....it's insane.


If you used toilet paper every time you peed(like women do) you would use more as well.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18506 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:17 pm to
Doesn't replace the toilet paper.
Makeup and hair everywhere.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:21 pm to
My wife is a perfect roommate...outside of the bathroom cleanliness.

Its like a makeup and hair bomb explodes in there every morning.

I put up with it because she is super clean and organized in the rest of the house and uses the guest room to shite so I literally never, ever smell it.

Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

If you used toilet paper every time you peed(like women do) you would use more as well.


Had a female stay at the house two nights this weekend. 4 rolls of toilet paper. 4 frickING ROLLS.


if I used that much I would keep a cootchie rag around so I could save myself a fortune in TP.
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