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re: Wife and I are going to have a son. Need advice from parenting gurus of the OT.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:27 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:27 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Support your wife as well.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:27 pm to Murray
Ya, it sucks having to sit in timeout with your kid. Its like I'm in timeout as well.
But the dude needs to learn whaylt timeout is and why it sucks.
He actually sat in timeout today for 3 minutes by himself. He's only 2.
My comment about disciplining earlier in this thread wasnt necessarily about spanking or anything. Just plain discipline, like not hitting or biting or scratching. It will happen, but fix that crap at the beginning.
But the dude needs to learn whaylt timeout is and why it sucks.
He actually sat in timeout today for 3 minutes by himself. He's only 2.
My comment about disciplining earlier in this thread wasnt necessarily about spanking or anything. Just plain discipline, like not hitting or biting or scratching. It will happen, but fix that crap at the beginning.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 1:34 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Encourage (don't force) him to play as many youth sports as possible. It molds the man he'll become. No matter how well or how poorly he plays always tell him "I love you and I love to watch you play."
Posted on 5/27/17 at 1:37 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Don't assign a binary gender to your child. They will decide what gender they are
Posted on 5/27/17 at 1:45 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
For the first 10 years keep a baseball in his left hand and a playboy in his right.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 1:53 pm to windshieldman
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I've got 2 boys and 2 girls. I've never had to spank the girls,
Lucky you. I have a boy and girl who turn 11 and 3 this summer respectively. Girl gets a spanking at least once a week, normally for talking back or deliberately disobeying. I haven't had to spank the boy in years.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 1:55 pm to colorchangintiger
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Girl gets a spanking at least once a week, normally for talking back or deliberately disobeying.
Obviously your technique isn't working.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 2:15 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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Wife and I are going to have our first kid this summer and it's a boy.
Congrats! Our first kid is due in like 3 weeks. Also a boy
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Let's hear your best advice on how to raise a young man in this day and age.
Step 1.) Don't ask for advice from this board
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Posted on 5/27/17 at 3:09 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 5/27/17 at 3:10 pm to Honky Lips
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Girl gets a spanking at least once a week, normally for talking back or deliberately disobeying.
Obviously your technique isn't working.
Lava brand soap was the best for washing a sassy mouth out back in the day.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 3:12 pm to kengel2
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Just plain discipline
Children need and require good discipline in order to have a good self esteem when they age.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 3:17 pm to Rossberg02
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Also, stock up on bandaids and touch up paint for your walls/trim/doors.
My god this.
They will frick your shite up bad.
But it's incredible raising a kid.
Congrats man, it's gonna get frustrating as hell sometimes but in the end you will know what to do.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 4:25 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Secure the chest of drawers to the wall, especially if you have twin boys, they like to climb it like a ladder. We were very lucky that day.
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Posted on 5/27/17 at 5:30 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Set the boundaries early and stick to them. Never let your kid be "that kid" in public. Sometimes you got to chew the grandparents asses out because they can be very counter productive. As a father it is to our job to mold productive members of society who can think for themselves.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 5:34 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Based on your posts on the poli board, late term abortion is my recommendation
Posted on 5/27/17 at 5:41 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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parenting gurus of the OT.
Mix grease with food occasionally to keep the hair shiny and mix some gun powder with its food to make him mean and tough.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 5:51 pm to baybeefeetz
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No TV.
That's a hard-arse hill to die on if you watch TV yourself.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 6:59 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Don't let him be an alter boy
The priest will piddle with his privates
The priest will piddle with his privates
Posted on 5/27/17 at 7:02 pm to Crawdaddy
Not reading the whole thread, but make sure you have him circumcised.
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