Woman's hilarious rant after Original Source shower gel 'leaves her vagina ablaze' - and s

Be careful out there!

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The blogger, who writes on the Facebook page 'I Know, I Need to Stop Talking' , penned a hilarious post about her all-too-invigorating showering experience, and it seems to have struck a chord with women everywhere.

After explaining her usual rose-scented gel had run out, she explained she had a new bottle of Original Source so used that instead.

Warning: Some of the language she uses might make you blush if you're easily embarrassed

She wrote: "I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

"And then. AND THEN. Oh. Dear. God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

"For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

"BECAUSE IT F***ING FELT LIKE IT.

"Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute f***ing liability.

"MY FLAPS WERE ON F***ING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not.

"There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

"I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a f***ing bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)"

Men have had similar experiences (Photo: Getty Images)
For anyone worried about her welfare, she explained that 12 hours later her 'front bottom' had "calmed down" but she wanted to pen the note "in the interest of public safety".

She also suggested a new tag line for Original Source's gel, which read: '7,297 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy'".

Catchy! Her post ended with a thank you note to the brand for livening up her morning.

She probably won't be making that mistake again.

But her post was inundated with comments from sympathetic clean people who had made the same mistake on themselves - or their children.