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re: What's your go to body spray?
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:52 pm to goldennugget
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:52 pm to goldennugget
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Body spray is for poors too cheap to buy cologne
None of that shite is expensive
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But honestly Victoria's Secret has a good cologne
You an Amber Romance kinda guy?
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:52 pm to Flashback
Don't use it often but LaCoste
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:54 pm to MrLarson
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Have you had that shite since 1982?
Polo FTW
No but the one bottle I own is from 2001 or so. It's still mostly full.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:54 pm to MrLarson
Amber Romance keeps the gnats and mosquitos off of you while fishing in the marsh. I shite you not.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 9:56 pm to Flashback
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I bet your definition of a real woman include having a mustache and weighing over 200 pounds
Poor guy, thinks he has to be a metro to get an attractive woman that is good for nothing but being a leach. Believe it or not you can get a attractive woman that still acts like a southern lady without having to pluck your eyebrows and wear eyeliner.
Its Friday night man! Shouldn't you be out at a club slathered with smell good shite trying to meet some slut that will one day use your money to put your kids in day care so she doesnt have to bother with them?
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 10:06 pm
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:00 pm to Flashback
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Mikelbr, not my fave but you stand a better chance of getting some than these guys on here that think women prefer a man that stinks.
We dont stink. We take showers rather than to cover up body odor By slathering ourselves with spray shite. Every woman on this planet knows that body spray tastes like shite.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:01 pm to Bushmaster
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Amber Romance keeps the gnats and mosquitos off of you while fishing in the marsh. I shite you not.
I want to know the research behind this
Banging a chick in the marsh and you got eaten up by skeeters and she didn't
Or
Rubbing one out in the marsh and not a single Skeeter on your Peter and it clicked
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:16 pm to porkrind
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Poor guy, thinks he has to be a metro to get an attractive woman that is good for nothing but being a leach. Believe it or not you can get a attractive woman that still acts like a southern lady without having to pluck your eyebrows and wear eyeliner.
You think i am a metro b/c i prefer to smell appealing to the ladies?
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:19 pm to porkrind
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trying to meet some slut that will one day use your money to put your kids in day care so she doesnt have to bother with them?
Pretty sure the majority of people's wives do this
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:23 pm to Howyouluhdat
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Pretty sure the majority of people's wives do this
The guy that posted that probably married the first thang that gave it up to him.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 3/31/17 at 10:59 pm to Flashback
I feel sorry for you guys... and your kids. Unless you guys are teenagers... then you get a pass for being ignorant.
Only worthless bitches let some stranger take care of their offspring... or want a man that smells and tastes like chemicals. I bet when a bug comes in the house you guys try to spray it with body spray as you prance around sprinkling fairy dust behind you. Body spray is for people that need to mask their stink.
If your kids are in day care there is one of two reasons. 1. She is a lazy bitch that uses your money to pay someone else to care for her responsibilities. 2. She has to have a job because you as a man are to worthless to provide for your family yourself.
Only worthless bitches let some stranger take care of their offspring... or want a man that smells and tastes like chemicals. I bet when a bug comes in the house you guys try to spray it with body spray as you prance around sprinkling fairy dust behind you. Body spray is for people that need to mask their stink.
If your kids are in day care there is one of two reasons. 1. She is a lazy bitch that uses your money to pay someone else to care for her responsibilities. 2. She has to have a job because you as a man are to worthless to provide for your family yourself.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:01 pm to porkrind
I stand by my statement that your wife has a mustache. I am now shunning you.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:03 pm to Flashback
I use essential oils bitch
one day you'll get woke and see all the benefits
one day you'll get woke and see all the benefits
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:03 pm to Flashback
Guess who has kids in day care... and no reply other than.... YOUR WIFE HAS A MUSTACHE!
Sorry you are a beta that thinks only fat ugly chicks treat men/family how they should be treated.
Sorry you are a beta that thinks only fat ugly chicks treat men/family how they should be treated.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:05 pm to el Gaucho
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I use essential oils bitch
one day you'll get woke and see all the benefits
I honestly don't see anything that could help you get laid. Save your money for porn and a fleshlight.
This post was edited on 3/31/17 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:06 pm to Flashback
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tequila makes my clothes fall off
How this guy met his upstanding wife that likes the taste of body spray
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:15 pm to Flashback
Wintergreen fresh Skoal baby.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:16 pm to Flashback
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I honestly don't see anything that could help you get laid. Save your money for porn and a fleshlight.
Wait... what?? So body spray guy is now talking smack to essential oils guy all while claiming to not be a metro! This has me fricking rolling right now!!!
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:31 pm to porkrind
It would appear that Mr "I'm not a metro but body spray is superior to essential oils" guy has left the building.
Posted on 3/31/17 at 11:56 pm to porkrind
HA HA HA! He down voted me! Just like he is the single up vote for his start of this tread.
Guess what... some random guy on the internet punked you. The same way every woman you ever meet will.
Guess what... some random guy on the internet punked you. The same way every woman you ever meet will.
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